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Starke sees the flame blast come from the statue and lets out a loud un-Starke like "YEEP"
reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
He then pulls out some raw meat in hopes to have it cooked in the flame as he regains his tough attitude like nothing happened. But realizing that the fire did not cook the meat he munches it raw anyway

Starke notices the slight shift of Slaines head and in turn scratches his own trying to figure out what it meant, after a few seconds he brightly declares Oh I see boomstick man! I will punch the statue! He then walks up and gives it a good bop in the head

Starke interpreted the bears attempt at a bite as a friendly greeting, so he decides to return the favor with a great big "hug".
Improved Grapple: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Just like at home! Starke yells with excitement

Starke sees the bear and he smiles with glee in his eyes, he then runs toward the bear yelling Big fluffy bear! I think you need a Starke hug to make you feel better! (double move)

Starke scratches his head at the confusing words and sentences but then perks up at the mention of bears.
Hi! I Starke He then flexes both his arms (which may or may not have been washed in a while) and then continues I wrestle bears and eat them!

He then proceeds to sit down like a child and start taking off his sandals.

While in his deep sleep, dreaming about killing and roasting wild boar, Starke feels a tap from the real world and with a great yell, jumps up in a wrestlers ready position and says Who? Wha? I'm hungry....

Then notices the two new arrivals and puts his huge hands up for a high-five from both of them saying Hi, I Starke! I can eat, punch, and sleep!

Starke nods excitedly and picks up two small rocks from the ground putting one in each hand, he then slams them into each other causing them to crack and with a triumphant look on his face says
Starke strong like boar.
But after saying this lays down in a food coma from his chicken, and sleeps there waiting for more people to arrive

A hulking, ham handed man heavily marches down the road making it clear to all those in a 500 meter radius that he was there with his loud, earth shaking stomps.

When he stumbles into two other guys on the road he gives his best smile and boldly pronounces
I am Starke
and proceeds to sit down and pull out a whole roasted chicken from his bag (One of the only things in it) and without any manners, eats it, bone and all