Take fire.
Put fire in turnip.
Eat fiery turnip.
Myam myam myam.
The next poster is eating their Five A Day, but not the Five we were expecting.
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Meat slow down colon, speshly longshanks meat. Bitey now clogged with toxins. No like, and no like fire. Fire scaary. Make late for dressage classes or poodle grooming display. Singe perm. Cause unpleasant patina on goji berry smoothie.
Don't take it in a bad way, but the goblin race is just wrong for this AP :D Fair enough - it was a long shot, anyway. Hope it goes well! :)
Presenting Squagbulbs, who was originally destined for a We Be Goblins game. This might be completely the wrong sort of character for this campaign, but I though I'd submit him anyway. Nothing ventured and all that... Details on profile.
"Rumple not im-peckable! Squagbulbs shake boneybrain and grow BIG BIG BEAK like terrible heron and then PECK!! PECK!! PECKPECKPECKPECK!!! WAAAH!!" "Then loopyshrooms wear off and Squagbulbs have to run farfar away and hide in the dark all aloooone" (ptharp)
Squagbulbs now has a profile! |