| Full Name |
Nathan "whoops" Allen |
| Race |
Humanoid (human) |
| Classes/Levels |
5th level bard (Perform Oratory specialist), 3rd level Historian, 12th level smartass |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Decidedly large |
| Age |
Average |
| Special Abilities |
Eidetic Memory, good at blending into crowds, quick of thought and tongue |
| Alignment |
Neutral Good |
| Deity |
working on it |
| Location |
Earth (3rd age/age of legends) |
| Languages |
Common |
| Occupation |
expert |
| Strength |
10 |
| Dexterity |
10 |
| Constitution |
12 |
| Intelligence |
18 |
| Wisdom |
12 |
| Charisma |
16 |
About Soul
OH? yes i die once! i get to golden gates, asian god ask 'WHY YOU HERE?'
i say, 'I DON'T KNOW, HE ATTACK TWICE, I BLOCK ONCE!' -Bob
when a purple worm is 5 feet from you, do not jump up and down and ask it to eat you, it does not work like in Men in Black.
when in doubt, go left. if there is no left, go left until you can proceed.
"so let me get this straight, you're blind, and deaf, and talk by writing slips in a wizards notebook and ripping out the pages?"
"that is correct"
"and, on top of this, you have -21 initiative, 8 str, 8 dex, and no real weapons to speak of?"
"that is correct"
"what do you do?!?"
