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I find that the amount involved in a heist scenario is less interesting than the reasons behind the heist and the demonstration of skill required to access and acquire the to-be-heisted property or entity. But as long as it's not an insignificant amount - or if there's a good reason for the heist even if the target isn't all that valuable, like sentimental reasons over monetary....

... or wait, are we talking budget?

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

My doctor prescribed contracts for me once, but they itched like crazy when I wore them. And then they gave me pink eye(s).

You’re supposed to take them as a suppository.

I'm flexible, a signature's a signature.

You really think slaadi can be bound by contracts?

I can tie some pretty impressive knots, sure.

Scintillae wrote:

Impus Major's costume just makes me disappointed that my kiddo who was talking about the horse mask for the Midsummer Night's Dream themed prom didn't follow through.

Maybe he was holding off for something more stylish. Perhaps a handsome llama mask?

*steals hat*

Well then, do I have a deal for you! Just sign this little contract here....

Drejk wrote:

If so, how do you like a moss lich?

A Moss Lich sounds like the Big Boss you'd find in the lowest dungeon level of the Tomb of Reynholm Industries IT Horrors.

I've got one on retainer, but getting her to abide by the letter of our contracts is a paaaaaain. She tends to tear them up and turn them into mulch, which is a waste of perfectly good ink. And losing her head does nothing so no teaching lessons that way...

Not one of my better investments, I have to admit. Still, a soul is a soul!