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Slugglethorn sneaks around the ship looking for treasure 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Us must be getting fireworks to chief! Soon is best.

Slugglethorn comes back out, not looking near the Spider "It dead? Me safe now? Magic man, now what we do?" Slugglethorn finds a nice stump to sit on. "Burn Spider, no cook it."

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Why are all my characters blind?

Slugglethorn picks up the rest of the fireworks "Me ready go. What bout DogFace?"

Slugglethorn looks at DogFace "Me agree. Me eat food too. DogFace make me food?"

"Me want ring, me already have sharp thingy, now me wants ring. You gimme ring?"

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

Slugglethorn easily gets past them, like a snake, his almost slithers along walls floors to get through. "Me makes it! Me makes it!"

Slugglethorn hides 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28

Slugglethorn gets off the Pig, takes the potion and to the Goblin lady Me know, and if you in room later, me show you! ;) Dogface can't ride? Me ride easy.

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 251d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

"YE HAW! Me is ridin' da Pig! Da Pig! Da Pig!" Slugglethorn stays on the Pig until he's told to get off.

Can I make a check to get this Pig to follow me around? I mean, I DID just show it who's boss, right?

Slugglethorn gobbles up the Human 'nuggets' and tries to ride the pig 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19

No matter how badly a Bluff check is rolled and how high Slugglethorn's Int could be, he is still a stupid Goblin and follows "You know me? I knows me too! Much in common, me follow ugly Goblin."

Me Slugglethorn will get fun all night and firework hunt next day! Me will get firework for Chief Rendwattle if me die doing it.