Slagnar Screewill - QC's page

A fancy magic toilet? What, squatting over the wizard's boots is suddenly not gud enough fer ye?! Why else di ye think I take the third watch every time?

Yes that is accurate. And not only that, but there's a sign on Elf Heaven that says "You must be at least this tall to ride this ride."

Why not a medium with the relic channeler archetype? The relics could be the ale mugs of his past ancestors. Plus, you'd get plenty of mileage out of "channeling the spirits" jokes.