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Well we are on the train and well past Fargo, so far no delays that I'm aware of. Looks like All for Immortality is a go!

Shackles all for immortality.

Perhaps a group wanting to run through the All for Immortality series? I've run it 3 times and should be able to get that going fairly well for the convention.

Shackles sitting in boring office. Shackles doing boring paperwork. Shackles not like venture-captain promotion. Shackles happy for field work again.

Honestly, I have no idea why anyone would want to mate with their armor.

Shackles say sometimes armor only option.

Or rather, which creatures (types and subtypes) can I attack without regard to alignment consequences?

Trolls.

dating tips from Zarta Dralneen

SHACKLES WANT

Its more of a Sin Wave.

Shackles ride sin wave once. Out near Eye of Abendego, Shackles think.

Pathfinders have nice place in Absalom. Be shame if something bad happen. How you make sure there be no "accidents" with no Sczarni?

Having reduce person is also useful if your partner's an aasimar.

Shackles not do it in aasimar.

Shackles, you need to find some oil of enlarge person darling. Potions are so last year~

Maybe that what Shackles do wrong. Shackles drink oil. Shackles think it potion. Now Shackles know why potion taste slippery.

And the spell enlarge... person. You can get some AMAZING results with casting the spell in the ...ah... middle.

Shackles have potion do that. But potion make all Shackles big, not just middle. What Shackles do wrong? Shackles think Katisha have lots to teach Shackles.

Come see me in Kaer Maga, big boy.

Next time Shackles be there, Shackles be there!

Just remember: Miss Feathers is only attracted to fighters, barbarians, and half-orcs.

And none of those size-smalls. What am I supposed to do with that? Psh.

Shackles be more than one of those things!

Of course, to switch things up, I might just have an NPC turned on by a PC who is mean to him or her.

Maybe that why Shackles' courtship of Zarta not go well. Shackles be too nice.

Shackles happy to save Zarta. Shackles and Zarta be married someday.

Shackles work hard. Shackles get thirsty. Shackles happy to drink water Paladin leave in barrel. Shackles tell all, Paladin make best water in Riddleport.