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Ughughughughhooo. I like manacles.

Yee Haw Pardner, Remember Carcosa, No Reproduction Without Copulation, John Wayne for President and Down With Proper Spelling

All in all, the sort of enlightened commentary one might expect from someone who voluntarily has to do with Lancastrians

I appreciate your kind comments about our little fraternal disagreement and am glad to have been of service. Winning all the time gets boring, it's always nice to have an excuse to make war on the French and we only really wanted Canada and Belize anyway.

Besides, most of the troops were German, as was the monarch, so they were easily distracted by the promise of extra gherkins and shiny boots and didn't give the job their full attention.

I'm joking, I'm joking. Don't honor my cilantro with an eggplant ax, please, please. I agree with you about China (India?) and the Royal Family, but the latter's a subject for another thread entirely

Fennel tea, at the moment. Infusion, technically.