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Celestial Healer wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Also, I'm pretty sure I was solicited by a prostitute on the floor of the Excalibur casino. Man, was she ever barking up the wrong tree.

scratch that, why didn't I go with you?!

She was your type, too.

Breathing?

Zing!

Normally my balcony looks like a nature preserve. But there haven't been any birds or small rodents all day. I haven't even heard any bird sounds outside. Just cicadas. :/

They probably ate the birds.

Freehold DM wrote:

But..but..lofts!!!

Pfff...:lofts are too small for we Texans.

Pfft. Who wouldn't want to spend $2700/month on a 500 square foot converted warehouse space with a kitchenette?

I have a sinking feeling about this place.

*rubs eyes*

Is it a mirage?

My department needs a larger budget! Our administration isn't nearly sassy enough!

On the subject of chocolate.

#1. I prefer Milk Chocolate over Dark Chocolate.

#2. I only like White Chocolate if it's on a Zero bar.

#3. My favorite Chocolate is whatever kind Solnes has drizzled over her body.

Did it just get hot in here?

Welcome back, Mr. Lord President!

Everybody is overlooking the obvious choice for Presidential Office.... I'll give you a hint, he's a sexy damn Drow who already holds a Lordly and a Presidential title.

As long as I get my appropriate bureaucratic office...