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9 posts. Alias of Celestial Healer.


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Treppa wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Also, I'm pretty sure I was solicited by a prostitute on the floor of the Excalibur casino. Man, was she ever barking up the wrong tree.
scratch that, why didn't I go with you?!
She was your type, too.
Breathing?

Zing!


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lynora wrote:
Normally my balcony looks like a nature preserve. But there haven't been any birds or small rodents all day. I haven't even heard any bird sounds outside. Just cicadas. :/

They probably ate the birds.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
But..but..lofts!!!
Pfff...:lofts are too small for we Texans.

Pfft. Who wouldn't want to spend $2700/month on a 500 square foot converted warehouse space with a kitchenette?


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I have a sinking feeling about this place.


*rubs eyes*

Is it a mirage?


My department needs a larger budget! Our administration isn't nearly sassy enough!


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Lord President Moorluck wrote:

On the subject of chocolate.

#1. I prefer Milk Chocolate over Dark Chocolate.

#2. I only like White Chocolate if it's on a Zero bar.

#3. My favorite Chocolate is whatever kind Solnes has drizzled over her body.

Did it just get hot in here?


Welcome back, Mr. Lord President!


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Everybody is overlooking the obvious choice for Presidential Office.... I'll give you a hint, he's a sexy damn Drow who already holds a Lordly and a Presidential title.

As long as I get my appropriate bureaucratic office...