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If your having monk problems, I feel bad for you son, I got ninety-nine problems but the monk ain't one.Yo, you be stealin' my lines like a bard be stealin' the rogue's spotlight. Be watchin' yo self.
Let me open by saying 'If your having rogue problems, I feel bad for you son, I got ninety-nine problems but the rogue ain't one.'
And go onto say
Tune, NSFW if a few "naughty" words will get you in trouble
NPC: Scrubious pip, whats your opinion of paizo roleplaying?
Scrubious Pip: I...um..I don't think their's that much going on..I ..don't get me wrong, there is some great stuff, there are some amazing players, but a lot of people are just doing the same thing over and over again. It just gets a bit monotonous.
roleplay is art
dont make another god wizard, be smart
take it back to the start
like gary and dave use passion and heart
Dont get me wrong, im not dissing trent monk
Im just using his guide as a single example
it was the first big hit of its kind in the boards
all that last rubbish with power in mind, not heart
Boards's full of optimum builds and argument, think they should all have DPR gold to bring home
prancing about like they're the next big thing cos their cousins got solid fog and their mate daryll can sing
these kids getting above their stations and saying, there a vessel through which a higher power's conveying
"my control spell is a miracle, godsent"
my name is scroobius pip and i say forget all that nonsense
their sharacter concepts is like spirital osmosis in that everything they say evaporates into boasts, its a joke
ive read and i cant even find one quote which is worth using as a reference or even as a footnote
yeah, most of these kids could get their spells out and kill me, but how many have the skill to inspire and thrill me?
I've got a spell book i keep biscuits in it, it works into your brain leaving big fat blisters in it.
who am i better than, im better than i used to be, im gonna keep on getting better so you better just get used to me
if you think thats a cop out then hear my point truthfully cos chances are deep down this is how you used to be
if you aim is to be as good as scroobius pip, once you finally achieved it then your standards will slip
but if your goal is only to improve on yourself then the quest is never over no matter how big your wealth by level.
roleplay is art
dont make another god wizard, be smart
take it back to the start
like gary and dave use passion and heart