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Earn Income Downtime for PFS is Level-2 for the Task DC. So it's a level 3 task for Crinkle.

For most PCs, Downtime will be spent Earning Income by rolling a Crafting, Performance, or Lore check and consulting the table below. This table is a modified version of the Earn Income table from the Player Core PC pg. 228 that uses a default Task Level of your character's level - 2.

Scripio helps out in Crinkle's class. He teaches what to do when a whip gets close to your eyes, as well as the sounds your bum can make. It is highly informative.

Earn Income (Esoteric Lore), DC15: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22
1.6gp

Scripio cracks the whip and then lashes out repeatedly while making obnoxiously loud chewing sounds at the Phantom. He touches his pendant and grants Crinkle some of his power from the Order of Things That Probably Shouldn’t Work But Somehow Do.

Attack vs Phantom (anthem): 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 10 + 1 = 24
Nonlethal Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 8 +3 Weakness

Attack vs Phantom (anthem): 1d20 + 10 + 1 - 5 ⇒ (19) + 10 + 1 - 5 = 25
Nonlethal Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 7 +3 Weakness

◆ Strike
◆ Strike
◆ Guidance on Crinkle

Scripio did the Will Save, I think he has to attack himself.

Attack vs Self (anthem): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Nonlethal Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 10

The goblin cracks is forced to crack his whip and nearly hits himself again. Then he sticks out his bum for Quickblade to slap it.

He rushes up behind Crinkle who has pulled herself out of the water. "Wet dress be more stretchy!" he says, as he tries to lash the Phantom with his whip. He remembers that the Phantom really dislikes loud chewing, so as he attacks, he makes some disgusting slurping noises. **SLUUUURPP**

"I love to slurp noodles and chew with my mouth open!" He grins and shows all the goblin teeth with bits of food still in them.

Attack vs Phantom (anthem): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Nonlethal Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 9 +3 (PA)

Bot Mot vs WillDC: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

◆ Move
◆ Strike
◆ Bon Mot (even a failure should remove his previous crit fail penalty)

Will Save: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 8 - 2 = 11
I thought the self-attack used a reaction instead of an action? This means he doesn't have enough actions to Disable the Haunt?

Finding himself suddenly able to do more, Scripio touches his pendant to cast Guidance on himself.

Last Round
◆ Guidance

Then the little goblin rushes out towards the apparition, singing.
"If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
Who you goin' call? Ghostbusters!
If there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good
Who you goin' call? Ghostbusters!"

Occultism (Guidance): 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 7 + 1 = 28

◆ Move
◆◆ Disable Haunt

Will Save, DC21: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 8 - 2 = 17
Reflex Save, DC21: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29

Scripio tries to crack the whip over his head, but he mistimes the flick of his wrist and the whip snaps dangerously close to his eye. "Whoa! Bad whipper!" The goblins rushes around the building to get a better view of the apparitions. "Scripio might know what they is!"

Attack vs Self: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 10 + 1 = 18
Nonlethal Slashing Damage: 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 9

RK, Esoteric Lore: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24

◆ Strike vs Self
◆ Move
◆ RK using Esoteric Lore vs haunt

Will Save, DC21: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 Fail

Exploit Vulnerability on Phantom: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25
This acts a RK result too.

Scripio moves to get a closer look at the Phantom. "Do you like Opera? Scripio would sing in a wedding dress!"

Bot Mot vs WillDC: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

◆ Move
◆ Exploit Vulnerability
◆ Bon Mot on Phantom

Fort to Retch, DC22: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28

Hearing and seeing Mrs. Crinkle gag, makes the little goblin gag as well. A putrid piece of meat is expelled from his throat. He wipes tears form his eyes. "Oh, Scripio thought that was just a frog. All better now!"

Exploit Vulnerability on A: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
I think that's Personal Antithesis (weakness 3) only

"I cut your flesh into pieces! This is my last resort!" Scripio sings in a harsh voice as he cracks his whip at the last zombie. Having realized that it was allergic to cats in its life, he tied a little cat bell to the whip and it rings as he lashes with it.

Attack vs A (anthem, sickened): 1d20 + 10 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 10 + 1 - 1 = 13
Nonlethal Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 8 +3 weakness

Can I trigger a normal weakness and a personal antithesis weakness at the same time? Do they stack?

◆ Exploit Vulnerability on A
◆ Step
◆ Strike

Fort Save, DC22: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

The Whippy goblin points to one of the zombies and cracks his whip sharply at it before belting out a near screaming note. "AND I! Will always whip yoooooouuu!" He steps closer and lashes at the zombie. "I will always whip you!"

Exploit Vulnerability on B: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22
Succeeds on a level 6. Also counts as RK against the creature to learn anything more about it.

Attack (anthem, sickened): 1d20 + 10 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 10 + 1 - 1 = 22
Nonlethal Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 9 +10 weakness

◆ Exploit Vulnerability on B
◆ Step
◆ Strike

Fort Save (sickened): 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 9 - 1 = 9
Hero Point: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 9 - 1 = 17

Scripio spits out some of the rotted corpse meat that had gotten into his mouth. He lashes the zombie with his whip first, then pops the candy into his mouth. He spits out the wrapper, and squints at it before reading the writing. "Why do bees have sticky hair?" He pauses. "Because they use honeycombs!"

Suddenly the goblin is healed!

Attack vs C (anthem, sickened): 1d20 + 10 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 10 + 1 - 1 = 12
Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 9

Heal R2: 2d8 + 16 ⇒ (5, 1) + 16 = 22

◆ Strike
◆◆ Heal scroll

@Morthos, does Lidya's dagger attack have Versatile S like a normal dagger? If so, then you can trigger their weakness.

"No, Crinkle is the bestest! She make fart jokes and shows her bum!" He draws another dirty candy wrapper, but then sees Quickblade heal the old woman, so he steps up to try and deliver vengeance for her.

Attack vs C (anthem, sickened): 1d20 + 10 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (15) + 10 + 1 - 1 = 25
Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 10

◆ Draw Scroll
◆ Step
◆ Strike

Fort Save: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16

Scripio screams as he's battered by meat. He lashes his whip at one of the Zombie Hulks and then scrambles behind Lydia. He peeks out to watch one of the wights and learn about it.

Attack vs C (anthem): 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 1 = 17
Nonlethal Slashing Damage (anthem): 1d4 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 8

Exploit Vulnerability on E: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 16

◆ Strike vs C
◆ Step
◆ Exploit Vulnerability on E

Scripio points to the Soggy Zombies. "They cut open real nice. Real. Nice." He grins at them.

A, B, C have Weakness 10 to Slashing!

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

Scripio races to follow Crinkle, though he spots the one carrying a corpse and tries to see what's going on with it. He turns to the middle one and points. "Why he carrying body all by himself? You bullying him? Making him carry your snacks. Not sound like a team player!"

Exploit Vulnerability on C: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20
Succeeds on a level 5 creature or lower. Also acts as a RK check on C.

Bot Mot vs B WillDC: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

◆ EV on C (+RK check on C)
◆ Move
◆ Bot Mot on B

Retch, DC15: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29

Not to be outdone, Scripio gags and retches on the ground. He looks at Lidya. "I win!"

Then the goblin pulls out a used candy wrapper. It looks similar to ones that might have previous wrapped the candies Crinkle has in her sweater dress. He squints at the wrapper and reads it off. "Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur." Amazingly, his wounds begin to heal. He tosses the wrapper away.

Heal R1: 1d8 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

Scripio struggles to break free if the ghoul only to see it burn to a crisp from Lidya's fire. He turns to go after the last one and opts to just step forward and slice at it.

Attack vs B: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 1 = 27
Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 8

◆ Step
◆ Strike

"Ha ha! Ole--aughk!" Scripio dances and dodges attacks until one of the zombie just bullrushes and bear hugs him. "Hey, bad touching! I report you to HR!" The goblin tries to strongarm out of the hold.

Escape (Athletics): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

◆ Escape
Pause to see if that is successful

Fort Save: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

Exploit Vulnerability on E: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25

"No poison on ghouls! Or bleeding them. Or make them paralyzed. Or giving them disease. Or making them fall unconscious!" However, the goblin realizes the one between him and Quickblade was allergic to cats in a previous life. He pulls out his dogslicer, spits out some cat hair he had stuck to his tongue onto it, and then slices at the ghoul.

Attack vs E, OG: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
Slashing: 1d6 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 = 8 +3 from Personal Antithesis

◆ EV on E
◆ Draw dogslicer
◆ Strike E

Scripio has AC of 21 and 49hp after the level bump

The goblin races forward to see the oncoming horde of undead. He spots one on the edge and tries to work out what it likes and dislikes. He cracks his whip and then takes cover behind the tree.

Exploit Vulnerability on A: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
Succeeds on a level 5 creature or lower. Also serves as a RK result for learning about the creature and weaknesses. Also wish for any resistances or immunity (Diverse Lore). It would also help to know how many of the enemies are the same type as Creature A.

◆ Move
◆ Exploit Vulnerability on A
◆ Take Cover (+2 to AC)

Seeing both Crinkle and Perrine entertaining the bears, Scripio cracks his whip and shouts at the bears, "Go to your home!"

◆ Command A
◆ Command B
◆ Move

I'm traveling for the next week and a half. I should be able to post, but I may be slower to respond.

GM, I updated Scripio's macros with the level bump numbers. Also his AC is now 21 with the level bump.

Occultism: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

With Helsa contacted and the crowd placated (I assume), Scripio yells at the ghosts. "No Soliciting! We already got too many!" You're not sure the ghosts really understand.

I forgot Scripio's +1 bonus. Looks like most of us did.

Scripio is loving this! He cracks his whip and goes to dance with one of the 'more dangerous ' bears.

Now it's time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya′ll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Criscross, criscross
Cha Cha real smooth

Performance with More Dangerous bears!: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

Scripio already has a Pendant

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

Morthos or Scripio could use the Diplomat's Badge

Esoteric Lore (Diverse Lore): 1d20 + 12 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 12 - 2 = 24
Diverse Lore actually seems to fit here. Scripio can give random facts about anything!

The goblin seems taken with Khione and her many interests. "Yes, folding the dough over several times with the butter is the secret to how you get such flaky layers in the pastry dough! And rolling pins made out of beechwood can really give you the best to work with. Some people like a hard maple, but with beech, you can break it in an emergency to stab vampires to dust. Most vampires hate sunlight, but I bet some are really smart and use parasols. I got a parasol once during a mission to Osirion. Lots of people had them there, and they also ate scorpions! That venom can be spicy, but I really enjoyed how the claws crunch. I did get one stuck in my teeth and goblin teeth can be tricksy to clean. I've heard that dentists can really make lots of gold trying to fix goblin teeth. I bet it's fun to make molds of teeth like they do sometimes. You can mix plaster and sand together to try and get the right form. And sometimes they let you paint them! It's best to have an oil-based paint so that it doesn't get absorbed into things like a mold or statues. You know there are artists in Tian Xia who make very fun statues and masks like demons?"

"Oh, poo! Well, more fun to be had elsewhere! Let's go! Heehee!"

At her outburst, Scripio takes a quick peek under her dress to check for incontinence. "No, you ok for now." He gives Crinkle a thumbs up.

Scripio nods vigorously at Helsa. "Yes, we give to the lady asking for coins for shields for people! She needs lots of shield. Like big ones and small ones. Do you have a shield?"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

Athletics: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29

Scripio grabs the line and tries to wrestle the fish up to the surface. "Give it to us raw and wriggling!"

Apply the level bump to Perrine's modifiers. Then add an extra +6 hit points. It should be a total of +16hp (+10 from the level bump, then +6 from the boon). This mentor boon is pretty simple.

Can Scripio use Esoteric Lore with the Diverse Lore penalty? He also has Dubious Knowledge too.

Esoteric Lore with Diverse Lore and Dubious Knowledge: 1d20 + 12 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 12 - 2 = 23

Scripio most definitely dances with Crinkle, snapping the whip around her. She realizes that while the goblin has no sense of propriety, his control of the whip is actually very good. Only once does it touch her and then just the tip. "It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights! It's time to feel the sparkle on the whippy show tonight!"

Then the goblin remembers all the warriors who need shields and rushes over to deposit a gold for that.

Thanks for the level bump reminder. I can't find the level bump rules on the guide anymore. I think it was +10hp, right?

Also, does the level bump apply to class features that refer to level? Such as the Personal Antithesis weakness that's applied. It's 2 + half your level. Does Scripio count at level 4 for that?

Once you get into the carnival grounds, Scripio is running back and forth taking in everything. He cracks his whip overhead as he rushes towards the fire eaters and the dancing bears and the acrobats and the fireworks and the jugglers and...basically everything.

He finally rushes back up to the group. "Is he here?! Will he be here?! Galtean with the tight pants?! I have so much to show him!" With another crack of the whip, he begins to sing.

"Whip-man, whip-man, whip-man, whip man!
I'm begging for you please come to the stage!
Whip-man, whip-man, whip-man, whip man!
Please don't take off in a purple rage!"

The goblin pauses as he sees the one woman band. He rushes over to her, pulling a gold piece out. "Who I save with a shield? What's their name? Can I meet them? Do they want a round shield or a fat one or one with spikes?"

Scripio gleefully takes a candy from Crinkle. "Ok, nice old lady!" He devours it making a berry-stained mess even stickier. He takes another berry to smear on his face.

Between the berries and the candy, there's no way the goblin is paying attention to the briefing, but then he shouts, "Dragon-lady splitting embers while Ulthun likes to watch. Got it!"

Haven't played 6-01.

Some screams draw your attention as a goblin rushes down towards you, cracking a whip overhead. "We going back to the circus! We going back to the circus!" He screams in a sing-song voice. He is wearing a garishly painted breastplate with tight fitting purple pants. A silver pin adorns his breastplate.

The goblin rushes up to Eando Kline and gives a odd variation of a salute. "Scripio reporting! Scripio trained in the circus! Scripio now a officer in the Order of Things That Probably Shouldn’t Work But Somehow Do." He sees Urwal offering berries and leaps to take a handful. He shoves them into his mouth in which then he shows the berry-stained teeth with a wide grin. "Berries help keep from getting wet!" You're not sure if he heard Urwal or if he's simply stating it as a fact. The whip cracks over your heads again.

Scripio has Theatre Lore from his Entertainer background, but I wrote it to be tied more to the circus.

Crinkle might be more immature than Scripio! That's saying something. (Gwen says hi!)

Looks like it might be a better party fit for me to bring my Thaumaturge to this. Is everyone ok if I bring a level 3? Also, goblin antics for a carnival.

I also have a lvl 6 thug rogue if you prefer me to pummel things.

No glyphs. Friendly fire is ok.

Received. Looks good! Thank you for running and for everyone putting up with Scripio's antics, especially Hadega!

Is there a sequel to this one?

"We herd you! We coming!" Scripio races to free the minotaur children. He offers them a handful of sticky candies that have clearly been in his pocket for a while. He introduces himself, "I Scripio, senior officer in the Order of Things That Probably Shouldn’t Work But Somehow Do."

That sounds like a RK check, so:
Esoteric Lore (Diverse Lore): 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 8 - 2 = 17

When Zavilea points out the note, Scripio exclaims, "Amaze-ing!" and pats her on the head. He examines the ring and note, but clearly is holding it upside down. "Hey, minotaur soldier sigil like the ones the demons had." He gasps loudly. "Minotaur soldier working with demons!"

As they travel back, the barely 3 foot tall goblin is clearly treating all the over-6 foot tall minotaurs as small children, asking them to draw pictures and insisting that they hold hands at dangerous trail crossings. However, he continues to crack his whip overhead, insisting that it's safe for the children.

Scripio doesn't even seem to notice his whip has come close to Hadega's nose, though to be fair, it isn't the first time. He points at the unmoving demon. "Strike more harder!" he says to no one in particular.

Then he skips away, yelling, "Minotaur babies! Where you hide? We come to rescue! That ain't no bull!"

Find the calves!

Scripio cracks his whip overhead and rushes in behind the others. "De-meanies! You herd of where minotaurs are?!" He eyes the blue one and lashes it.

Exploit Vulnerability vs Blue: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Succeeds on level 3 or higher. Result also acts as RK on a success.

Attack vs Blue: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Nonlethal Damage: 1d4 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 = 7 +weakness or 3 (PA)

◆ Move
◆ Exploit Vulnerability
◆ Strike

"Any horny minotaurs in here? You Mama looking for you!" Scripio joins the others in calling out.

Scripio nods enthusiastically.

Singing words isn't breathing them though, right? Who knows, just pretend like you know what the longshanks are saying.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Scripio begins to shout, "It's a tr--" But then Sigrid just bowls it over and puts an end to it. "Oh. See that's what we should have done with the other trap!"

The goblin skips over to where another satchel is lying. "Found it!"