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"Mind you be keeping whatever you're manifesting out of the kitchen! We've already had one mishap too many with "experimental seasonings"!

"Actually, we had a sorcerer in here once come back and help us in the kitchen. He used Heat Metal with the Still Spell metamagic feat. He, in fact, did cook rice with his words!"

A small portly Halfling appears from the kitchen with a butcher knif in one hand and a turkey baster in the other,
"Maybe I shouldn't have added those spices I found in that "Fey Seasonings Package" without properly reading into them!"

He checks the statuesque abomination.

"Well, it's hibernating all right! If you all want I can restore it back in full health with my magic turkey baster...No? Well. there's always next year! Just remember that once a Turrkesque comes to life and is taken down, it cannot be killed the same way again! Talk about trouble! Speaking of which I heard there's something amiss going on in the North Pole, I hope Christmas will go on without something as terrible as that!!Happy Holidays!"