Santa Klaus's page

Lord P flys into the room at some speed.

"Where'ed he go, old Sinterklaus, that sot ouse-me-money!!"

And he is off up and after the sleigh..

Lord Perpireen McGibel flies faster than he's ever flown before, struggling to keep pace with Sinterklaus, but the old fey keeps just ahead...

HO HI HOOO!! FEAR NOT, YOUNG MCGIBEL!! DYNE GIFT IS IN DYNE STOCKING, FOR THOU HAST BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR!! HO HO HO HO HOOOO!!

At that moment, Lord Perpireen feels an uncomfortable lump in his stocking...

Just as the heroes enter the treasury of the Ghost Tower, they hear a jingle of bells, a clatter of hooves on the rooftop, and a jolly HOHOHO!! MERRY YULE TO ALL!! If you do not find a present tailored to you, do not despair! There's plenty of coal and cool generic items for you, too! HOHOHO!!

Then: On Rudolph!! On Dancer!! On Prancer!! On Donder!! On Blitzen!!... the rest lost as a magical sleigh is driven off the rooftop by thirteen tiny flying reindeer, piloted by a hysterically jolly (intoxicated on fly agaric mushrooms) avatar of Odin known as Sinterklaus...

Just as the Pcs enter the treasury of the Ghost Tower, they hear a jingle of bells, a clatter of hooves on the rooftop, and a jolly HOHOHO!! MERRY YULE TO ALL!! If you do not find a present tailored to you, do not despair! There's plenty of coal and cool generic items for you, too! HOHOHO!!