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Sczarni 1/5

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A barbarian goes to a wedding (Blackros Matrimony)...

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I have a female human barbarian (Thrash) with the 'adopted' trait because she was raised by orcs. Standard 777 mental stat array, of course.

She started by buying a courtesan outfit for the occasion, and twirling around in her 'pretty pretty dress.' She is very outgoing and friendly, so she had a great time 'making friends' with everyone at the party. She is too dim to realize that everyone just wants to get away from her.

She serenaded the rehearsal dinner with orcish songs of battle (perform songs with one skill point, used for day job rolls, for a total of +2) and rolled a 20 on the perform check. It was the one 'success' she had for the scenario.

She made friends with the sorcerer's faerie dragon, who proceeded to play tricks on her all night, taking advantage of her tanked wisdom. He did help with her faction mission (sczarni) so she at least got one prestige point out of the whole adventure.

Later, when the sorcerer saw a poor guy vomiting in the bushes, Thrash was eager to help. She knew she had to get him to bed so that he could sleep it off. She hauled him off to her bedroom, because she had no idea where his was, and I think he may have hit rock bottom the next morning.

Just after the wedding (where she had to stand up and yell at some guy who was making a scene)the party was sent out to go find the missing bride. Thrash could never make the sense motive to know that something was up, so while the party hostilely engaged the goons, Thrash 'rescued' the princess. She grappled the twin, and ran off back towards the wedding (while yelling 'don't worry princess, I'll save you!') while the sorcerer, two weapon rogue, and gunslinger were left to engage the goons in melee. She was very sad to have missed out on the one combat, because combat is her favorite.

Once the party figured out the twin situation, everything went fairly smoothly after. I don't even remember the final combat, so I assume we handled it fairly quickly. Thrash is an insane combat monster.

This was one of my favorite scenarios, even though I had the absolutely wrong character to attend. The role play was really fun, and funny throughout. Playing the 'fish out of water' who is too stupid to realize it made for a facepalmingly great adventure.

Sczarni 1/5

Fijit, human bard, just reached level 12.

Sczarni 1/5

Played this (10-11 hardmode) at PaizoCon in a PUG with Greenshield as GM. We survived... barely.

Fijit, lvl 10 bard

Sczarni 1/5

Hi, im Thrash. I used to be a adventuring barbarian and killed lots of stuff and it was the best fun ever. Now they say I have to be venture captain, so now I just stay home. it not fun. i did find out i can do magic now. i have a dinosaur and everything! he is my best friend. Last time i went out I got to kill TWO DRAGONS! all these demons came and we had to defend the city and it was soo awesome! I miss that stuff. maybe someday i can go kill stuff more. me think that my dinosaur would have fun if we did that.

(Venture Captain Thrash, lvl 14 invulnerable rager barbarian, lvl 2 arcane sorcerer)