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Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Thanks for running, GM Burp! I appreciate it! You're a good packminder too.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock walks away from Junia's place unsure about what was accomplished, and what was helped kept hidden. To Sad, truth matters most when it eases pain and suffering...and his actions today revealed some truths and eliminated some suffering. That was good.

Sad nods vigorously at that conclusion.

However, truth was also hidden. Others decided to destroy truth because it was convenient, because it was hiding a truth that might have been better exposed.

And for that, Sad hangs his head glumly.

* * *

When they

To Lilybeth: "Okay now. We do good work. Sad let you sex him good now...just like other Calistrians. Sad pay good gold. But no books in bed. No reading in bed. Only sexing."

To Edmund: "Sad like your heart. You like Sad, only not see true sorrow in everything. Someday you see as Sad sees. There is only sorrow."

To Leia: "Sad like your shoes. Also, you need talk more."

To Davnet: "Sad not get know you very well. Maybe next mission."

Sad offers his meaty fists to all for a Lastwall fistbump, his ritual greeting/goodbye.

No dayjob.
11226-7.

Sad sits glumly in the courtyard of the Pathfinder Grand HQ, waiting for his next mission. He, like he always truly is, is alone. And sad.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad looks at the elemental wondering if he could have done a better job, but no one bothered to even ask Sad if he wanted to help. Sad hangs his head.

When the elemental is done, Sad will gather up the ashes, storing every one in a pouch.

Sad is good enough not to litter. Sad good packminder.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock looks at Eggman, willing to do whatever the man does. He nervously rocks back and forth on his feet, worried. Mostly, he wonders how this man found them now and the coincidences that must have been involved to allow that to happen.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad lowers his club despite not being sure it is not needed. He waits to see what the floofy man replies.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.
Lilybeth Zey wrote:

via the message spell

Can someone provide some special effects? I'm not good in giving a show!

Sad Rock lifts his club to Lily, as if asking if she wanted him to club the man.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad, knowing little of the occult, stands silently during the exchange.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock itches his butt, worried that it might itch again. He wait to see what is going to happen here.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Oread ninja.

Sad stands quiet. He has been taught not to talk too much in situations like this. He keeps close to Junia, ready to defend her still even though it isn't likely.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad looks to J, then to Davnet.

"We should take J back home. No need to put her into danger," Sad says worriedly. "If we explore as packminders, we don't need to risk Junia."

Sad looks at Lily.

"Maybe we bury bodies upstairs in dirt. Good dirt, good bury!" Sad seems excited to maybe do some digging. Sad likes digging. Quiet peaceful happy digging.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad de-glums briefly as Cassiel's ghost is confirmed gone and the party was successful.

He continues to protect J all the way back to her home. He seems somewhat more cheerful for having done some good in the world...this one time.

GM BrOp - PFS wrote:
"Hey, I don't feel the same heaviness over here anymore either. I wonder if Cassiel's departure has anything to do with that. Do you think the haunts will return? You guys really did an amazing job in the necropolis."

Sad shakes his head, not sure why J is surprised.

"See? Sad told you. Sad *not* monster. Sad good packminder," Sad says again, having finally made his point.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock stands steady as if not sure what happened. He continues to look around for danger, but seems a bit lighter as well. He is not used to such lightness in his life.

"Eggman, what happened? Is ghosty ghost gone?" Sad asks, then looks to Lilybeth. "Calistrian, is all going to be okay now?"

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 Sense Motive

Sad glares at the ghost as it tries to intimidate J. He doesn't know much about ghosts, only that they are ghostly...which is enough for Sad Rock.

Sad looks at Egmund as if seeking guidance on what to do.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.
GM BrOp - PFS wrote:
"Those were kind words, Sad Rock. Are all of your people as gentle and poetic as you? "

Sad Rock looks confused as J speaks.

My people?

"Sad don't have people. Sad lone oread making lone trip across life...until Sad die alone," Sad replies.

GM BrOp - PFS wrote:
"Most people that I have met in my life were focused on their position and defending that from anyone else. Not much room for gentleness or kindness."

Sad smiles at the compliment, momentarily freed of glum. He tries to explain.

"Sad not protect you J from bad things. Sad help you realize monster not under bed, but in your head." Sad puts hand on J's face, connecting. "Sad gentle and kind because Sad fight that battle all the time."

"Now J, let us go below. Sad with you."

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.
Egmund "Eggman" Jessop wrote:
"Death is the same as birth. We each experience it alone." Egmund shares philosophically.

"If Sad were dead, Sad wouldn't be sad, Sad wouldn't be glad, but Sad wouldn't be," Sad murmurs in return, grabbing a body by the arms and bringing it to the surface.

Sad bows his head over the first body.

"Let your tears come, let the tears water your soul," Sad says over the first.

"Sleep. Only now will you know peace or happiness," Sad says over the second.

"Life is the whisper of death," Sad says over the body of the third.

He is ready to move on and returns to protecting J.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad groans the deaths, but smiles briefly as the magic items were recovered.

"This is why life sad. People always dying alone...just like Sad alone," Sad says, parsing out the magics to others. He needs none of it himself and is happy to allow others to take the goods.

"We bury bodies now or later? Maybe move to graveyard for now?" Sad asks, assuming any gruntwork is his alone.

Sad drags the bodies out of the stairwell, closing their eyes (if he can), and crossing their arms peacefully.

He is ready to continue on.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad waddles closer, but uses his darkvision to look down for signs of movement or trouble.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23 Perception

"What kill them? Sad go look but protecting girl," Sad says, happy to go down but worried about leaving J.

Sad looks to see if Egg wants to go down first.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad listens to J while standing at her side.

"Yeah, Sad help sad ghost too. Sad not want others to be sad," Sad says, looking at his feet in contemplation.

When Sad is only one sad, then Sad is happy.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.
Egmund "Eggman" Jessop wrote:
"Did you buy that wand from a Cayden ite cleric?" he is finally able to sputter.

Sad looks confused.

"No, from Church of AssMode. They say that AssMode Deus is good god. They give me wand because they like Sad Rock," Sad explains as he puts away his wand.

Sad Rock waits with J, silently except for the scratching of his ass.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock reacts too late to cover J's body with his own, his shield coming up lamely and lately as the stone falls and earth rocks.

"Bad rock! Bad rock! Not my fault! Sad *not* monster!" Sad yells in confusion and worry.

After digging himself and J out of the rubble, Sad draws his happy stick (wand of CLW, not that other thing you freakzoid) and heals J first, then himself, then Eggman.

"Sad Rock sorry!"

J:
"Iumdae sucks!" Sad says, touching his wand to J.
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 CLW
"Iumdae sucks!"
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 CLW

Egg:
"Iumdae sucks!"
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6 CLW
"Iumdae sucks!"
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8 CLW

SR:
"Iumdae sucks!"
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9 CLW
"Iumdae sucks!"
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 CLW

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19 Perception

Sad Rock watches and waits. He is sure impending doom is coming...but he's always feeling that. Sad holds his club.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock continues to guard J, walking with her anywhere.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad waits with J, totally protecting her and keeping her back as others move forward.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock politely rejects the haunt siphons, claiming that his club works just fine...for everything. He also politely refuses the offer of mage armor as he paid good money for the long, slowing breastplate he wears and he isn't going to believe it might not be useful...that would be foolish.

Sad Rock sticks near J, continuing to protect her as best he can. He puts his shield on, expecting more danger.

"Sad ready go explore more," Sad expresses his willingness to go on.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad rocks on his feet, waiting. Then he looks at his feet, his stony, bland oreadish feet. He likes looking at the ground and at his feet, that way he doesn't have to see or acknowledge things that disappoint him during the day as he walks around.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock shifts on his feet when the talk of family and mothers and fathers are discussed. He misses his. A lot. But there is no time for Sad's sad now, only duty.

No, there is no time for dwelling on how much Sad longs to hear that his father and mother are proud of him, or how much they miss him, or that there are people in the world who love him.

No, Sad is not important like that at all.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock, who has no head nor interest in politics, lacks sufficient interest to even care about the peoples mentioned. He's a foot soldier and a mook.

Such is life of Sad Rock.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock listens, waits, and guards.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock ignores the notes as he is not a note reader, nor noted leader, nor lore keeper; or even a known rote needer or bird seeder, nor was he a breader kneader.

He was a waiter and a guarder. And so he guards.

Silver Crusade

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Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock backs out of the area, keeping his eyes on bad celery plant and keeping J safe. When they leave the gardens, he begins to walk to their actual destination, the Underwater Center For Children Who Can't Swim So Good And Wanna Learn To Die Horribly Good Too.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock watches and waits. He is sure impending doom comes: either in the form of an evil celery plant or another tickle from his itchy ass. Both hands, either with club or stony fingers stand ready against either threat.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sensing something gravely wrong, something very very out of place, Sad Rock moves his stony left hand back...back and to the right, into a position to scratch his ass and set the trajectory of the world right once again.

Ahhhh...

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad looks to Eggman, then to Leia, wondering who will be speaking for them. He remains on alert next to J. He does not trust the bad celery plant.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock shoots more water around...

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (5) - 2 = 3 Diplomacy to assist

...but does so in a dickish and unhelpful manner.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Taking a queue from the Wise Davnet, Sad Rock points his finger, utters an incantation of divine power and shoots streams of fresh water about. Create Water, 8 gallons.

"Sad have water too. Good water, not yucky dead school water," Sad says proudly. His oread's brow is knit with concentration as he sprays, his mouth upturned with a brief spate of joy.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

This is one time where a map would have been helpful. Or did I miss a link or image? (oops if I did) I imagined us discussing things away from the bad stuff, but now we're in the middle of it. Tis one of the dangers of PbP. People can visualize differently.

Sad Rock backs J out of the area.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29 Know (Nature)

"Yeah, we not go here. Bad plants like Sad said. Calistrian want to be nice to bad plant, but bad plant, like celery is bad plant," Sad grumbles. "But no one listen to Sad Rock. They say 'Sad Rock is monster,' but Sad *not* monster. Sad know bad plant. Sad know."

Sad continues to move J out of the affected/threatened area.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock waits for Lilybeth to return from market (or go with if J is going). He mutters a lot about wanting to trim back the 'bad celery plant' rather than allow it to continue to threaten and possibly hurt others.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.
Calistrian Librarian wrote:
"Multiple Options: A:Blah. B:Blahblah. C:Blahblahblah."

Sad looks at the bad plant then at Lilybeth.

"No, another option: trim back the plant so it no longer hurt people. Bad plant is bad plant. Will grow back, maybe gooder."

Sad Rock reaches around for his shield, attaching it to his arm.

"Not kill, just trim."

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Unsure about distances involved, but Sad will keep J away from the plant. Far away. If we're closer than 30' he will not only but himself between the girl and plant, but also move her away.

"Sad protect you from bad celery plant," Sad says seriously. "Sad know bad plants."

Sad directs J out of the area.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.
Leia, who is totally wrong about celery wrote:
"There can be good celery."

Sad swallows his angry retort, but then it comes out anyway.

"NO! CELERY BAD!" Sad angers visibly, as if the oread doesn't know that celery is wrong and bad and evil. As if it was even debatable!

"Sad not monster and that bad plant!" Sad points with his club, considering taking out his shield and donning it.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14 Know (Nature)
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16 Sense Motive
1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20 Know (Nature)

Sad waddles in, taking in the plants with a practiced eye. He sniffs and looks and sniffs again. He moves closer to J and draws his club.

"Calistrian Librarian is right. Plant not good plant, like carrot. Plant bad plant, like celery," Sad confirms correctly. "Not good plant."

He looks at Eggman, wondering what to do. He wants to protect J and find what the Red Lion guards.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock continues to decline everything. Sad shuffles his feet in place, anxious to get going.

Sad waddles up near the Calistrian Librarian...then remembers what he is supposed to be doing and waddles back to stand beside J.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock continues to decline any special benefits and is ready to move on. Sad shuffles his feet in place, anxious to get going.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad begins a careful search for a Red Lion, be it plant or plant like thing, statue, sigil, or rune.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 Perception

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad decides that while he won't be making any personal donations, he does admire the work being done.

There are always trade offs. Always.

He continues to protect J and look for things of interest.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock looks in and tries to decipher what the majordomo has been working on.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 Know (Nature)

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.
GM BrOp - PFS wrote:
Majordomo Pip indicates the door to the east. "Would you see what I have been working on?"

Sad Rock is eager to see what the Majordomo has been working on, but remains steadfast in his dedication to protect J, so he stays waddling by her side.

"Sad want see what you have do, Major Dodo," Sad remarks, offering a smart salute to the military herbalist.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock waddles away from the tree, having made his sacrifice, his rocky face taught with earnesty.

"See? Sad Rock good packminder."

Silver Crusade

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Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Sad Rock waddles up to the thorn tree, his agile breastplate making his progress slow.

"Okay, chicken, you not hurt too much," Sad says, approaching the tree and trying not to choke his chicken. "Soon you be food."

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18 Know (Nature) - thorn tree

Sad will tie his chicken to the tree.

-1 gp. I just wish I had one PFS scenario where I wasn't tying a chicken sacrifice to a tree. Just *one*.

Silver Crusade

Male Oread
Stats:
Init +7;AC 20 (18 w/o shield), HP 35/35, F6/R2/W7.

Oh, Maximo! How did you get so high of level? I remember when you were the same level as Sad Rock...oh, about 2.5 years ago! Geez, has it been so long!?! (Sad is still lvl 4.)

/me weeps for the passage of time, for lack of the darkness upon which to stare, dreams of mortality, fleeing delusions of competence, and of sad rocks.

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