"I'd like to thank the members of the academy, as well as the brave player characters who died screaming. I'd particularly like to thank Ebil Mark's most unproductive Drow Cleric/Sorcerer, who ever so kindly plotted himself and all other characters in a delightful sequential row, which made it particularly easy for me to char broil each one of those turds. Sadly I neglected to bring any garlic when I proceeded to subsequently snack on said Drow cleric. T‘won‘t happen again I can assure you.”