I quickly down a pink pill (hallucinogen), a yellow pill (picker upper), and a pyroxidine 2 (Wider Awake) tablet (another picker upper).
I then pull out 5 (obviously illegal) cans of Dr. Bot and chug them (major picker uppers!!!)!
I let out a feirce war cry and pull out my Blue force sword (think starwars) and start slashing wildly at anything that is moving screaming quotes from ‘Buff-Y the Vamp-YRE Slayer’ Old Reckoning vid and ‘Return of the Jed-I’ Old Reckoning vid.
once I get off the transbot I take down this entire wing of the complex due to my overly hyper state and inability to tell what pain is
Gooo, ME! lol. This being my first experience with Paranoia was incredibly fun. Thank you all for your input and time I had a blast.
Has been playing the new PDC game this whole time, suddenly shouts"WHAT THE HELL!!!!! this game sucks! it cheats!! How the HELL! am I supposed to win if it keeps doing that!!!"and then I throw my PDC at Rosas head."Thanks alot for this crappy game Rosas"I quickly go over and get my PDC checking it for any damage mumbling about "stupid commies and their stupid games
well I'm not going to have access to the net for the next week or so and if i do somehow get access it will be spotty so im not gonna be around much. sorry about that guys
rolf throws himself against the wall, "I dont even know what white chocolate is Rosas! I say go with your gut feeling though!"
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I am going to use my Oratory skill on Rosas when i say that to her to try and get her to attack the "chocolate fountian"
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as he does so he slips himself a yellow pill and a pyroxidine 2 (Wider Awake) tablet... just incase. is there any way that i can slip a can of doc bot while im at it?
I am going to attempt to make the uv citizen feel a great kinship towards me with my mutie power as im facing the wall so that no visible effects are knoticed by anyone else.
If any of the guards pass by me in a threatening manner I am going to use my trip passerby in conjunction with concealment to keep anyone from realizing that I did it.
I dont want to dieeeee! also I am asuming that the pill i gave Rosas is some sort of halucinagin due to how she is acting.
Rolf stands there for a bit stairing off into space. Suddenly he snaps to and starts looking around"OH! sure thing Rosa! Ive got just the thing for you, let me see...."starts fishing around in bag"ah here it is, I knew it was in here somewhere!" pulls out a single pink pill and hands it to Rosa.
"Oooh, Oooh! what are these other items?!? Do I get to test one?!? Oooh!"starts hopping around like a kid in a toy store.
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I have no idea what these pills do I took them off of Rosas old corpes
Why is no one else putting on your goggles for safety? a Blue citizen told you to put them on, are you dissobeying an order from a citizen of a higher clearence then you? are you guys trying to be treasonous by purpousfully burning out your eyes? the computer has no use for trouble shooters with burned out eyes.
Stupidly walks over and grabs all of his corpes old gear. when we get to pyrotecnics he grabs a pair of goggles with a glazed look in his eyes, without even looking at the color, puts them on backwards with the band covering his eyes. starts walking around bumping into things mumbling, "how do you make these brighter, sorry, sorry, hummmmm..."
"JOHNNY!!! Hate does NOT make you happier. It makes you a mean, hateful, WRETCH!!! Are you being Treasonous?!?
well I guess since NO ONE else on this team seems to be able to do ANYTHING (and the fact that I cant stand unhappy endings) its up to MEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."Screaming me as I run into traffic toward Zippy
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how big/heavy is this robot anyway? If I can I'd like to scoop him up as I charge by. (am i still under the effects of the Dr. bot that i drank earlier?) If i cant pick him up ill try and push him out of the way
see everybody, now THAT was a happy face. I expect everyone to react that enthusiastically to every assignment that we get sent on from now on. Where to oh great and wise leader?
sorry i haven't been around for a while all, hopefully it wont happen again
after i realize that there is no one to really hear what i just said I whip out my PDC and with fingers flying over the keys I type
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Trouble Shooter team R-TPK-4, Reported for assigned service service. A portion of the team showed up shortly after me and is neither treasonous or loitering to the best of my knowledge. However, our team leader, and recording officer seem to be, they have split off from the group, probably to meet their treasonous contacts and loiter somewhere instead of comming to the bot facility. our recording officer and equiment guy were just recently killed for treasonous actions too, I think that their clones have some of the same tendencies. however our team leader seems to have lost it from the stress of his position... requesting someone to come and pick them up when they arrive at the bot processing facility and catch them in the treasonous act of showing up late.
I charge down the hall, all the way to bot processing, when i get there i screech to a halt, stand at attention, and declare.
Consider this to all be in one breath, I just didnt want to have to writelikethisandmakeyouallhavetodecipherit :)
"Trouble Shooter team R-TPK-4, Reporting for assigned service service. The portion of the team that is showing up shortly after me is neither treasonous or loitering to the best of my knowledge. However, our team leader, recording officer, and equipment guy seem to be, they have split off from the group, probably to meet their treasonous contacts and loiter somewhere instead of comming to the bot facility. our recording officer and equiment guy where just recently killed for treasonous actions too, I think that their clones have some of the same tendencies. however our team leader seems to have lost it from the stress of his position... GAASSSSSPPPP!!!deeply inhails, wobbles a little unsteadaly on his feet, as his world becomes tunnel vision temporaraly.
I finish my chipsWow wow wow wow WOW! I don't know what they decided to put in these algae chips, but WOW! I'm like pow! bang! bap! pazzaow!!! leeeeeettssssss MOVE people!!!."start charging down the corridor, past dexter, to bot processing
I rub my stomach, frown, and then fish around in my satchel for a second, a huge smile crosses my face as I pull out a bag of algae chips. I open it and begin to munch, for some reason I seem to bring my satchel up to my face and smell? it every so often as I follow Dexter
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yea I totally missed that :/ idk how I thought i was reading all the posts. So it seems that the yellow pills make people really aggressive... good to know if i need to use my power to make someone tackle someone else again, maybe use less energy next time :)
as for feeling hungry and thirsty Im going to open and eat one of my bags of Somewhat Spicy! CruncheeTym algae chips and I will sneakily drink one of my Doctor Bot nutrient drinks (illegal) so that no one notices.
If Johnny ever skin core samples me I am going to say "you seem to be doing a good job of testing eveyone else for cleanlyness but how are YOU?" and then I will grab the sampler from him and stab him in the face with it.
Oh yea, I took those two pills a while ago, you told me to keep reminding you, any chance I get to find out what they do soon?
"Ah, since our loyalty officer has finally answered my question, I will change what I am doing by defaults to follow his spurious logic. The computer does outrank you friend Yossa."I begin to follow Dexter to the robot facility
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If I can "accidently" find that PDC that I ditched earlier to give to Yossa, or better yet if you can make Dexter find it, I would like to do that now.
"I will not be treasonous and go against your direct order Yossa, but let it be known that I wanted to go to TPK Sector Bot Processing Facility 23 as the computer ordered."
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I am going to turn on my PDC recorder and record everything that I said and that anyone else says afterwards.
How did I end up ditching the PDC that I had found? Do we have markings on our PDC's that show whos it is? is there anyway that I could "find" it on accident and give it to Benedict so he can fix it to give to Yossa so that we dont have to go to get PDC from the other place?
Also do we have ME cards? If so I would like to steal someones at an opertune moment >:D and id like to find someway to protect mine if at all possable. is there anyway to make mine cease to function if I am not the one using it?
Rosas
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haha good job finding another red head avitar, just trying to spread some paranoia :)
As I get kicked by the guard i let out a grunt, as soon as they leave I jump up and run over to where Rossa is on the ground to see if I can help her. After a I knotice that she is dead I make my way over to Dexter and see if he is still alive.
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I am going to get anything and everything that I can out of her sachel as sneakily as I can as I "help" her before the new clones come. If I have time I will go over to Dexter and do the same thing
from the floor"See?!? I knew that that one couldn't be trusted! He was probably the one that set this whole thing up and he was trying to pin it on the rest of us! He was obviously a Mutant too, otherwise how would Benedict have caught on fire? DOWN WITH MUTANT TRATORS!!! Oh wait that cant be right, Benedict was the only one that went into the washroom earlier so he had to have tried to set Yossa up. He and Dexter must have been in it together! DOWN WITH MUTANT TRATORS!!!
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In all the confusion of what just happened im going to try and ditch the PDC that i picked up earlier by sneakaly tossing it down a vent or into a trash can or somthing nearby?
"Rossa I am following the orders of a citizen with a higher clearance then you. I hope that you are not suggesting that I should be Tratiorous and over ride his orders for you.'
When I go down, I try and make it look like I ment to. After I get to the floor I lay on my stomach and put my hands over my head like the guard tolds everyone too. I ignore Rossas Plee for Pills.
I lay down on the floor and put my hands over my head like the guard told eveyone too.
I am going to use my 'Take deep breaths until I calm down' skill to calm down.
Then I will wipe the tears from my eyes, straighten my uniform, look over at the guard and say "see all better. I apologize for acting that way, its hard to keep a straight face when you are being falsely accused of treason. ALL HAIL THE COMPUTER!!" with a big smile on my face.
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I wish to use my mutation on Dexter to make him angry at the guard that is talking for giving Johnny the option to speak instead of just blasting him. I'm talking road rage, tackle the guard, screaming no kill him now! angry. I also want to use it on the Guard that is standing in the hall I want to make him feel budy budy towards me, so that he would speak up in my defense.
sorry i havent been around all :/ looks like i missed quite a bit, and have gotten into trouble in the mean time
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I took two pills earlier (you told me to remind you) and is there anyway to sneak the PDC that I found into Dexters back pocket?
Ok, Im not to sure how these skills work haveing never played before but I want to attempt to use Bootlicking, and Oratiory to convice the guards that Dexter is the troublemaker and not me. I will even use Psychotherapy if that would help in anyway (im not quite sure what it is good for.) If I cant convince them that Dexter is a Problem and they leave us alone to go into the room and arrest the others then I will use Trip Passerby along with Stealth and then tackle Dexter and tell them that dexter was the one that triped the guard inorder to help his treasonous commie buddies. And if it will help me in anyway I will attempt to use my Mutation of empathy (I still dont know what it does) to get me out of this mess that i appear to be in. and I will throw a perversaty point at whichever option is most viable.
GM Dexter
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"I cant believe this nonsense, I am the team happyness officer I know nothing of this treason that he speaks of I have just been keeping everyone happy." starts to get tearfull "these false accusations hurt me to my very soul. I followed Dexter out of the room due to the fact that he was yelling about getting hit and didnt seem very happy. I assigned him a pill to take, which he still hasnt" glare at Dexter through my tears, Starting to get angry "Please officers, If I can help you arrest these commie, mutant, traitors let me know what I can do to help?
haha everytime i update your one step ahead of me :D i grab and then pocket the PDC. If I cant find the door I'll go for the body that I heard hit the floor Instead. Im a little stressed too, I'm gonna swallow a few pills from my sachel.
sorry I haven't posted in a while guys I've been a little side tracked.
"Well while we are all waiting for the Indigo to get his butt in gear and tell us what the Ultraviolet that sent us on this mission wants lets play a game to keep up our moral!"
happy with myself that everyone took the pills that I have absolutely no idea what they do, I dilligently follow the group trying to tell if the ones that have eaten the pills are acting any different or are keeling over dieing, or somthing
"you dont sound too happy team leader, here take one of these. You too Benedict" hands a yellow pill to Yossa and walks into the back room to give one to Benedict
thank you oh great and wise computer, you truely are most magnificent
i (personally) am still suspicious of Derek's behavior while Rosas was talking to him, do you believe that i can persue this in character or should i just drop it because of what the computer said?
