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Rodan destroys Dr Yamamoto's gyrocopter, and puts the mad scientist out of his misery with a snap of its great beak and a couple wing slams.... Anguirus and Rodan then begin a journey toward the mainland of Indonesia, where they plan to rampage and destroy the puny cities of man in revenge for their rude awakening, and the presumptuous attempts throughout the ages made by puny humans to subjugate the mighty Kaiju with magic or technology....
Will save vs DC 30 dominate monster succeeds.... What!? Did.... Did that little bastard just try to dominate me again?.... He did!.... He's gonna keep trying to dominate me.... He thinks I'm as gullible as Spike-Butt? Screw that noise! I'm RODAN, B%%!*ES!! SKRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Okay, that little dork just tried me again, Spike-Butt.... I guess Rodan's gonna have to lay the smack down on his punk ass....
SKRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!! Nah!.... I'm gonna watch this for a little bit and see what this jackass makes you do, first! This is too good.... Wait 'til Mosura and Gojira hear about this! SSSSSS-SSSSSSSS-SSSSSSSS-SSSSSSS-SSSSSS!!!!
SKRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! What!? You mean you fell for this little punk's tricks, an now you let him lead you around like a puppy dog!? That's HILARIOUS! SSSSS-SSSSSS-SSSSSSS-SSSSS-SSSSSSS!!!!
Will save vs DC 30 dominate monster succeeds! Rodan resists the Kaiju Sensei! SKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!??? Seriously? Are you kidding me? This little Japanese guy's gonna try to dominate me now? What the F$@$, man!? Is it gonna be one of those kinda days? C'MON!!! I'm mothertruckin' RODAN, BEEYATCH!! SKRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKK!!! Oh SHIT!! It's Spike-Butt!! WHADDAP, SPIKE-BUTT!! Look at you swimmin'.... I didn't know you liked to swim, dude, I thought you were always more of the burrowing and land-running type.... What's with the thrumming? And can you believe this little bastard in the whirligig? Making all this noise and trying to tell me he's the boss of me.... This little punk has a lot of nerve! I'm gonna show him what's what....
ZZZZZ.... ZZZZZZ..... ZZZZZ..... ZZZZ--SKREE!? Rodan opens a sleepy eye as the subsonic call reaches his ears.... What!? Time to get up again!? What time is it??.... What the hell is that THRUM THRUM THRUMing!?.... Gods, thats annoying!.... It's like a.... like a.... like some stoned-out-of-his-gourd idiot with an electric guitar hooked up to a Marshall half-stack keeps strumming the same power-chord over and over again.... Is that music?.... No.... It's just an annoying sound, huh?.... It's not going away?..... Nope.... SKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YOU SUCK, ANNOYING SOUND!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!! .... Alright, goddammit, I'm.... I'm getting up.... And when I get up.... I wreak havoc, b$%+!es.... I'm mothertruckin' RODAN, B*+!$ES!!! SKRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!! Okay! Okay! I'm getting up! And, ah.... if this thrumming isn't something really tasty or awesome-looking or something.... I'm afraid I'll be forced to wreak some mothertruckin' HAVOC, B~+%&ES!!! The mighty pterosaur flaps its great, leathery wings, and rockets up into the sky over Krakatoa! |
