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(was just taking 20)

1d6 ⇒ 1

Such uncivil terms, we prefer conscientious societal objectors....

opens the door with his scythe at the ready

Come now, it can't be too bad, I bet they taste just like snake meat, which as you know tastes like chicken.... sour gritty chicken!

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
2d4 + 7 ⇒ (3, 4) + 7 = 14

when it's my turn I'll do regular move to f 65 and attack from there

spider staggered at zero! woo!

shifts 5 ft, SE to attack the yellow

There's a spider on your chest!!!!!!

to hit: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
dmg: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (3, 3) + 7 = 13

init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Spiderrrrsss!!! he shrieks and goes into a rage and franctically starts smashing them

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17 (assuming not difficult terrain and can charge)
dmg: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (3, 4) + 7 = 14

looks around learily and dashes towards the direction the rest are going

hrmm... he steps away and studies the door then bends deep at the knees alright you help me let me show you how it's done

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

alright let me give you a hand ya hairy beast

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

str: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 This is how you lift! Urrrgghhhhh

I say one of us take the lead and decide what to do, I just want to get rich and beat heads, so far I've only got to do one of them and I can't ever decide where to go... just ask my wife! he pauses looking for nods of affirmation from the men who have wives

I say we just head down, the good stuff is always down!

steps up to the door and taps around the frame, and looks at it himself
percep: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

It looks inoccuous to me, you all can step out if you are scared of a door!

one brave stalwart fighter coming up, BSF! he grins and gets ready to open the door

to hit: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 dmg: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (4, 3) + 4 = 11

Keep your head in the game Teirist!

forgot to roll damage if it hit, 13 + prone, not sure...

dmg: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (2, 2) + 4 = 8

If you are able to take only a standard action on your turn, you can still charge, but you are only allowed to move up to your speed (instead of up to double your speed) and you cannot draw a weapon unless you possess the Quick Draw feat. You can't use this option unless you are restricted to taking only a standard action on your turn.

the source

surprise charge: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

reflex: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

init: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Much better! This letter is cute, wonder if this kind of stuff actually works on women?

that feels a bit better, any chance you can do that again? Also what's the note say?

the scratches hurt a good bit, if you can patch me up I'd appreciate it!

So what do we do about ol rock hard here?

bull rush still provokes by virtue of him moving through or out of a threatened space if he's not using a 5ft step action, also the normal attack is for when it's my turn

does his movement away from me provoke as well? if so...
provoke: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12dmg: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (1, 4) + 7 = 12
normal: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25dmg: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (1, 2) + 7 = 10

bite is successful
1d100 ⇒ 98

to hit: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26dmg: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 2) + 7 = 13
when it gets back to my turn attacking again! also don't forget dr 1/-!

fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19dmg: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (3, 4) + 7 = 14

free action enters rage

%: 1d100 ⇒ 42

did you take 1dmg off for 1/- invulnerability

attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

he wiffs completely

save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

Avert your eyes if you're a dress wearing panty waist! It's a Basilisk! he laughs as he stares it straight in the eyes as he charges it (on his turn)

init: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
know check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
also free action rage

I know what this is, Kill it quickly! He shriekes as he rages and rushes towards the basilisk

Somehow you have a feeling he rages even at small spiders by his shreiking...

We aren't animals, we fight with what we craft so that we're better than them!

Shields are for cowards who can't fight a real man! he thumps his chest and then warily eyes the altar in the room

you're going to need more than one shoulder at it, at least if ya don't let me do it!

str assist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Easy there dorf... Ladies first He lets the dwarf finish shoving his way through

Ugh, that kind of joke really grinds on your nerves!

ah assumed we didn't know if it was success or not and it was take a try and go

no he's just busy with school so playing "quietly" for a little heh.

Well since they've disabled the trap, stand back and I'll open it!

he confidently walks up to the door and opens it

map: 1d20 ⇒ 7

Looks sternly at the laughing elf then looks at an imaginary scroll I'm sorry but you're not on the list he says flatly as he holds a hand out denying her entry, then turns and proceeds through as she follows the slamming portcullis

I'm good at lifting heavy doors apparently!

All this talk of drinks makes me want one! Let's get some treasure and get on to the nearest tavern! Who's giving me a hand?

str check: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 rages 1 rd to lift if one person succeeds in aid another we're in!

Perhaps we just need to drive outselves a bit deeper to find our way out?

perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
intuition: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

Perhaps we should go this way?

he points the indicated direction?

Name is Robert Paulson, are you part of project Mayhem?

has a ioun stone torch circling his head

Weaklings! More to help lead me to greatness! Don't hold me back, and if we work together maybe I can share some of the loot! hah!

so hi.