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Rikarus dives to smother the foul device! "Fly you fools!"
Before Willard tells us to flee, Rikarus makes a mad leap to attempt to catch the globe... Nooooooooooooo AG32-10=221d100=43 Not sure how the fate points work...(cuz I'm at work atm)
OK so I ended up with a 38 (32 AG+6)
is it the entire number? or just the tens column?
Oops: I forgot I: 1d10+3=9
Spoiler:
It was loaded, I left the front drop, which I'm sure dislodged the bolt before I finished dropping the crossbow. Initiative: 1d100=66
Rikarus drops the crossbow in disgust. Your distrust of manlings will be your undoing...Very well I wash my hands of what happens.
The half-naked Rikarus cant' believe that the dwarf didn't understand what he said...so he speaks a little slower "The Inn Keeper has something in his hand... OPEN YOUR HAND...SLOWLY INNKEEPER levelling crossbow again and aiming at his family jewels
Rikarus gesticulates and shouts.Your Lordship, The innkeeper pulls some glowing thing from his robes!It's in his right hand (I don't think I can shoot him since I'm striping... Spoiler: already had perception as a skill...does it get better like in Rogue Trader?
Rikarus complies with the orders not wanting to be shot, when everyone is going to be inspected as well. Perception: 1d100=2 WOW!
"You just explained it perfectly Korgidd" Rikarus states deadpan.
"Very well your lordship, I am Rikarus Alpert, just a manling to you, but willing to risk death at your hands that you might actually take the threat of chaos seriously..."
"I will put my weapon away once you check him...these are my actions alone, but the spawn of chaos must be removed...CHECK HIM! Once you do I will drop my weapon...Note, I have not fired it, and I am not threatening you with it...merely this, this, traitor to your race. You should have your guns trained on the chaos spawn rather than the victims..." Fellowship or whatever appropriate roll: 1d100=8 "I'll give you my name patrol leader, if you give me yours.."
Rikarus levels his crossbow at the innkeeper at the mention of taint. "The innkeeper is a spawn of chaos...kill him guardsmen"
In 1d10=2+31=33 "Vulpert, you fool, the threat is outside, not inside...this innkeeper is not our enemy..." Rikarus shouts, for the first time revealing his hidden nature, letting his foppish facade drop for a moment. Rikarus then runs to the window to have a look outside.
"Oh dear" Rikarus then rolls behind the bed with his crossbow aimed at the window. As he pulls another bolt and and puts it in his teeth.. "whut did zyou zee?"
"shhhh....did you hear that?" Perception...1d100=26
"HEY!, I didn't scream like a girl....did I?" Rikarus kinda whines sheepishly...
Rikarus keeps looking to the ceiling...then the window
"Whushu doon Kol?" Rikarus asks...then swallows..."You hear something?" As he reaches for the crossbow and begins to load it..."
Rikarus takes a be of the apple as Vulpert bursts in... With his mouth full, Rikarus answers..."Bud Drem...bufidul vemem turnb infoo hirbeez ind aid meh." little pieces of apple flying out of his mouth.
"Well now that I'm up, I'm a bit hungry, perhaps I can go downstairs and scrounge up something from the staff...hmm...they're probably all asleep..." "Well then..." Rikarus noisily begins to go through his pack
Rikarus takes a moment to realize that it was just a dream. "Wow, that dream had such potential...then those harpies had to ruin it...I wonder what made my dream turn so horrible?"
Rikarus' dream: Spoiler: Rikarus wakes with a scream! Rikarus is having a lovely dream, with three scantily clad lasses paying him some special attention, when suddenly they transform into harpies and begin to devour him...
Rikarus is sleeping soundly... Perception:1d100=78
"He's a dwarf, this is now about honor, even if Korgidd got baited intot he situation, now it's the honor of his entire clan, and he would rather die than dishonor his clan. Me, I'm a human, I'm not so noble."
Rikarus makes his way back through the crowd "Oh my that crowd pushed me back away from the conflict."
Rikarus steps back into the crowd, not wanting to get involved in dwarf business in the dwarf city
looks perturbed "But what is Infuriated dwarf kills the man, then blames it on us? What then Vulpert?, what then? I doubt grouchy dwarf could get us out of that one!"
Rikarus quickly looks around for some guards "Guards! There's an alleged cheat being held by this lovely dwarf!"
"He may have cheated good dwarf, but what of the Law? I have heard youdwarves were a rough but fair race. Then again a cheat is a cheat..."
OK I rolled 11gc for my cash, so can I buy like a dagger to add to my crossbow?
Rikarus hustles up behind Vulpert, "Hold up Vulpert, I told you to wait for me while I did my business, what if I'd been attacked?" Rikarus slows and holds his hands up as he notices the crossbows aimed their way.
I also love DH and its cousin, Rogue Trader. yeah yeah I have Dark Heresy, and The Forsaken quickstart for RT...that's gonna be sweet...when I can finally afford it... OK borrowed a coy of the rules froma friend, did you already include the ferryman bonuses in my stats? |