Jack's eyes widen as the horrific Klorak descends the stairs and cuts a swath through his own people to get to him. "I-I'm flattered, b-b-but.. uh.. excuse me!" The rogue turns heel and runs into the back room of the lighthouse, presumably to soil himself.
Reginald starts singing loudly and boisterously as he strolls back towards the secret door. It's not clear whether he's attempting to be annoying, but it's surely coming off that way! The song couldn't be more off key and grating to the ears as it echoes down the halls. To make matters worse, the subject matter is lurid and bawdy! "OHHHH I once knew a girl from the East o' Westcrown, She weren't much to look at, but she sure could go down. No matter the weather, you'd see her around, The menfolk who'd met her -- never once did they frown! ...." The verses get progressively worse from there.
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