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HAHAHAHA! I someone who WON! AH HA! my cat looked at the screen then licked it...HE WINS!:(, but i lose:)

So if I lick my screen do I win? It doesn't look that appetizing so... I lose.

Did anyone actually stay to watch the end of the credits. There was an extra scene.

Wat we need is the anti hippy weapon of doom and stuff

I'm a pretty simple person appearance wise. Long hair (good on other people but i HATE having short hair). only 1 set of ear peircings. I would get more but i am kind of anti pain. I never wanted to get any part of my body other than ears pierced. SOme people look good witht them but not me. I personally cant stand lip piercings. I dress pretty normally (and no I dont mean decked out head to toe in Aeropostale.) I wear what i like regardless of how trendy it is or isnt.

Labarynth by Kate Mosse. Historical fiction/ romance/ mystery/ greatest book in the universe. Think I have enough slashes?

Mothman wrote:

Tell me more of this JTHM so that I may feel equally geeky.

Er, its actually a Goth comic, sort of.

Basically the protagonist is crazy and enjoys killing people (hence: Homicidal Maniac), but for very philisophical reasons/excuses. I like it because it's so philisophical and phychological (the possability is there that we are the crazy ones, not Johnny), and also because the artist (Vasquez) is so incredably unapoligetic of the blood, gore, and other stuff (quote from Squee!: "Yes, I know how disgusting this is.")

It's also hilarious, mostly the "fillers" like Happy Noodle Boy and Anne Gwish (OK, I just have to put on my makeup. I'll be there in three hours.)

Um Dirk A) Its gross b) he IS crazy and c) Happy Noodle Boy says some of the most disgusting things ive ever seen.

The chunks have the power

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

AWED wrote:

ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut

Say what?!!!

dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil sav

They wouldna probed ya if yad had yer tinfoil hat!!!

same here, people have been saying i have been acting like my father and the scarey part is it is true. I guess that is a good thing, i don't know AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing you have in common with your father is your accent.

ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut

Say what?!!!

I hope i dont end up like my parents. My dad ok i could handle, but not my mother.
she is certifiably crazy.
she is also turning into my senile grandmother who likes to hit on 20 year old men with accents. Can you see why i wouldnt want to down that road?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ah'm a-huntin aliuns. If'n meh shotgun won't kill em, Ah'll jes run over 'em with meh tractor.

An' wat eef yur tractor don' kill 'em?

Or dey take o'er yer mind wif der aliun tekno-thingies?

They won' take over yer mind if ya got your special tinfoil mind ray bolckin hat. Theyre shiney!!!

that included those tiny

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

AWED wrote:

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Players are always messing up my evil plots with there dumbass ideas. How do i stop them?!!!!

Who said it was the player messing up your plans, maybe they had a better plan and you were messing it up .

Your plan isnt as important as the DMs plan. And your plans usually get people killed.

No, MY plans usually get people killed. And the victim is usually ME.

Ah, so it's intentional. It's usually considered a BAD plan to get yourself killed, Mr. I-like-to-randomly-insult-people-who-could-kill-me-with-thier-pinky.

pals, the teddy grams, who

-I recently had a VERY loud 'Kirk or Picard' argument with one of my friends in a crowded shopping mall. The argument almost came to blows. In fact, it did. I smote that dastardly Picard fan with a well-placed retort! It also attracted a lot of attention. I 'scare the normals' a lot.
-The Eldritch Mr. Shiny

I remember that--that hurt! Oh, and PICARD!!!

My most recent geek moment-reading this thread start to finish for fun.

It depends on what you mean by cooler guys. I mean (sorry Dirk) I like Kirk better but when it comes to shiney gadgets he just doesnt have any. But i do like Kirk better. And this argument counts as my geek moment.

celibrated by throwing a huge

Dirk Gently wrote:

AWED wrote:

AM I DRUNK YET????

If'n you need t' be askin' dat question, yus need anodder beer.

'Ere ya go.

*Drinking, stoping DRINKING, STOPING , DRINKING,* I see a light, Why is everyone stareing at me!!!!!!!!!!

Um becus yer goin all creepifyin on us. Why don'cha jus gimme tha there bottle kay?

Saern wrote:

It's a maturity thing mostly, although sometimes a name is just plain hard not to laugh at.

My experience is its some kind of reverse maturity thing. The older the players are the worse it gets. It is especially bad in mixed company since then the players do nothing but talk about sex the whole evening - and its all in the form of double entendres.

I game with 16 year olds. That is to be expected.

useless to his plan, for the

to get revenge upon the

who fooled entire cities of

so they could conquer the

Huey struck again! This time he stole

Mr. Barky Von Schnouzer

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Players are always messing up my evil plots with there dumbass ideas. How do i stop them?!!!!

Who said it was the player messing up your plans, maybe they had a better plan and you were messing it up .

Your plan isnt as important as the DMs plan. And your plans usually get people killed.

to buy over priced, over

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

THer is one particular player who insists on starting a bar fight in EVERY tavern. Even if he's looking to find help. its always that stupid macho "oh you want a piece of me eh?" thing. one time he killed the guy he was going to pay him lots of money. I just cant stop him.

Just make one of the bar patrons a retired war hero with 16 levels of fighter and Improved Unarmed Strike. That'll shut him up.

Ooooooooooh Good idear!!!

We were looking for Mini's, and I decided to check this site out. It turned out it isn't blocked by my work servers.

Now, wheres the sex?

WHAAAA?!!!!

"I loot the body."

"I feel left out."

Things that they've said that they've learned to regret.

Yes there are quiet a lot of those sayings. The paladin is using the Lay on Hands thing and all of a sudden its "ooh I'd like her to lay hands on me!!!" And just after that the cool priesty woman "Lays her hands on your badger" And no one will ever let it go.

THer is one particular player who insists on starting a bar fight in EVERY tavern. Even if he's looking to find help. its always that stupid macho "oh you want a piece of me eh?" thing. one time he killed the guy he was going to pay him lots of money. I just cant stop him.

I'm an Aquarius from the year of the Monkey. I guess that makes me a Sea-Monkey? Unfortunately, Sea-Monkeys aren't described in the Chinese zodiak, but according to the official Sea-Monkey website, I'm "...a true miracle of nature". Ok, I can live with that ;p

I accidentally drank a container of seamonkeys once. I was like five i think.

And then there's the one time when a certain player killed the- what was it driad or nymph or something- creature needed to perform a ceramony to get the party back home. he then has to participate in the ceramony wearing the creatures clothes. Which resemble something like a neglegee

Here's one:

Player w/ ring of three wishes. First wish; "I wish all this water was gone" (in a slightly damp dungeon with about three inches of water covering the floor). After their companion with the cursed ring of water walking (evil grin) promptly fell over, the next wish was "Ok, I wish the water was back."
Gold.

And his companions never try to get the curse lifted. they just carry him every where.

Also NEVER EVER GIVE!!!!! the Fighter the Shiny Items (Cursed really) CAUSE IN REALLY LIFE HE GOES CRAZY and also his character AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahaha

He got realy paranoid. He accused me of wanting to steal his lunch (i did but thats not the point)

Players are always messing up my evil plots with there dumbass ideas. How do i stop them?!!!!

Dirk Gently wrote:

AWED wrote:

I have to play more Final Fantasy, i have been off it for 4 months, now, i am going to play it now, you will not see me for a year, good bye.

You are a sad creature.

sadly i lied and i can't play because i have to go to NYC to see Monty phyon spamalot.. YAHOOO. But i didn't bring Final FAntasy with me to CT, so when i get Back to Ti i can start.

Thats it we have to hide his stuff before he returns. Its a scary place AWED but you can fight it.

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Dirk Gently wrote:

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"

That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.

I changed my mind! I want a pony!

Bite me

Note: Never listen to the fighter, even with the name of Necissto un Chair

especially if he has a chicken familiar.

I have to play more Final Fantasy, i have been off it for 4 months, now, i am going to play it now, you will not see me for a year, good bye.

No AWED noooooo. Dont go back to the scary place filled with cheesy vidio game music. come back to us!!!

Rhyan Garrow wrote:

Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"

That's what you get for listening to Jarrod.

I changed my mind! I want a pony!

Bite me

Sending all your players to the demon plane to get a sacred artifact and then confronting the player with the lowest wisdom score with a very large demon that asks " what do you desire"

I had a ranger character once that collected a tooth from eveything the party killed, with the exception of hordes of goblins and minor easy encounters;just really big stuff that most people never see. I had a pretty decent collection.

Remember the character belonging to a certain crazy person who cut fingers and hands off of any monster he met. and then when his character died his new character wanted to cut the hand off the old one and resurect him?

I'm watching Firefly and posting on Paizo at the same time. Later I might work some more on my CS or play more Civ III. I need to go outside.

Yes you do. you are paler than any creature has ever been before.

and thousands of bodily peircings.

big headed cartoon carachters who then went

Goofy, donald Duck, Micky Mouse, and other

Also never do this if your playing with your wife for the first time and also never leave a head of something you killed as a warning to the rest. she looks at you weird for about a month

It also helps if while your cutting the beasts head off you dont actually let out your demonlike war cry.

Nope, looks like that din' wurk. Oh, well, pass me one o' dem there shotguns, I'll get me sum o' dose tree-huggin' kobolds.

Don ferget yer moon shine!!!

I know what it is! The hippy curse! If we give up our hippy ways, the posts will stop being all wonky-like!

Thur, nahw it shuld be ahlright.

Oh no not the hippie curse anythin but that!!!!

*Meow*

Thats a shore sign youra breakin down!