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Head Village Watcher

I see what you did there! ;-P

Thanks for the game!

OK. After we set the ship on fire:

What we waiting for? Let's go see Chief Gutwad! Hurry!

Take 20 to: 1) search the ship and then 2) set fires as we leave.

Thanks for running the game, Mari! :-)

Reta stubbornly shoots at Lord Longtung:

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24, Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

I want to eat FROG'S LEGS!

Kill, Chuffy! Go! GO! GO!!!

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Thanks!

What is Lord Longtung's status? I just hit him for another 3 HP of damage; does he at least look perturbed?

- Standard Action: Shoot at Lord Longtung: Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23, Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3
- Move Action: Nothing
- Free Action: Reta heard longshanks say that frogs legs are delicious!

Where are we in initiative?

Go Poog! Show Vorka we best goblins ever!

Free Action: Aaaaaaaa!

After Chuffy's turn, Reta will fire upon whichever enemy still stands:

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9, Miss!

Reta did 1 HP of damage to Lord Longtung. :-)

Fire! Fire! More fire!

Moved it for you. :-)

Given our position on the map, I guess the target of the shot in my last post is Lord Longtung.

If there's still something to shoot after chuffy does his thing:

- Move Action: Move into a clear shot (if possible)
- Standard Action: Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Do it again! Do it again!

Fire bolt

Oooooooooh! Fire!

Reta moves to get a clear shot at/through the door.

Whenever it opens.

Anytime. :-)

Haha! Reta kill all dogs dead! :-) The balloon-headed goblin seems smugly content with herself.

Reta sniffs the air for more dogs.

Sure. CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 (D'oh!)

Could you please open up the permissions. Thanks. :)

I forgot the +2 damage from Dog Sniff Hate, again. Is Cuddles still up?

Mogmurch: Good luck with whatever you've got going on. I wish you the best.

Is cuddles still up? If so: Stupid dog!

Bow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 2

If not: Reta takes 10 to climb down and shove potion in Poog's face.

Damage total = 4

Nice rolls! :-) But, you're supposed to roll the damage dice twice; you don't multiply by 2. Here is the rule in the PRD.

Multiplying Damage: Sometimes you multiply damage by some factor, such as on a critical hit. Roll the damage (with all modifiers) multiple times and total the results.

Ha ha! Poog scream! Reta points and laughs. Then, realizing that a dog did it, she gets angry and yells at Cuddles. Reta hate dogs!

I'd shoot another arrow, but it's not my turn.

DOG!

Bow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Central==1; Stern==2

1d2 ⇒ 2

Stern, please.

Are both dogs dealt with?

If and only if both dogs are down, Reta will scamper forth and take 10 to climb the mast to one of the crow's nests.

Dog. Sniff. Hate!!!

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Gonna kill the doggie!

Anyone else want to get in on this? We've spoiled the element of surprise, but the dog is tethered... And we are goblins...

Since we're not in combat, Reta will take 10 to climb atop the structure where I've placed her picture on the map. Then, she'll take her time to shoot at the dogs till they're good and dead--all the while shrieking with glee.

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 3
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14, Arrow: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Die, doggie! Die! Hahahahaha!

Where dog barking come from?

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29

Reta nocks an arrow, steps over the vines, and runs to wherever she can hear/smell/see the canine(s).

Oh no he didn't! Reta waggles her neck at Poog. With her oversized noggin' she looks like a bobblehead doll.

I guess we're out of combat, sooo...

Reta eats up as much of Stomp as she can, and lets loose a tremendous BURP!

Remembering that she heard canines barking before, she hurries to the ramp.

Dog. Sniff. HATE!

Murderous intent clear in her eyes, she nocks an arrow.

Waitasec... What Chuffy say about wasp nest?

She pauses.

Who's up next?

Stomp falls over, dead, and he's cooking from the fire damage, so if you wait a few minutes you can probably grab some dinner.

Reta's not going to wait. She'll eat raw meat. Om, nom nom!!! She tears into Stomp's flesh with gusto.

Reta laughs gleefully at the prospect of inflicting pain and death upon the equine enemy.

- Move Action: Reta moves 30' southeast
- Standard Action: Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14, Arrow Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3
- Free Action: Reta will shoot your eyes out and eat 'em! Hahaha!

Sorry, I've lost track: where are we in initiative?

That not dog. :-(

Reta want kill dog!

We kill horse too, though. :-)

Yelling "Kill!" multiple times is the goblin way to be stealthy! ;-P

- Move Action: Move 30' along with the others.
- Free Action: Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
- Standard Action: Ready an action to shoot an arrow at the first non-goblin creature I see coming towards the party.

Barking? Let's kill it!

Reta screams and starts running off in a random direction.

She is soon distracted by one thing or another and loosely follows the direction that the party travels.

Ooh! Fireworks! Let's go!!!! Reta screams and starts running off in a random direction.

Still hungry after eating the taffy, Reta climbs down (thanks to her Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good) and eats any parts of the spider that Mogmurch has roasted while she was in the lair.

Taffy?!? Om nom nom!

Do we know which tree she dropped out of?