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Don't do it!


Don't do it.


RELAX!!


RELAX! Don't do it!


Relax!


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Generic Villain wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump.

Manatee, whale, dolphin...

(Though to be fair, I suppose land mammal was implied)

Nitpicking is the pastime of pointing out minor flaws or mistakes. The term is always used in a negative light. The term comes from the intense concentration and careful attention to detail required when nitpicking (searching for the eggs of lice, known as nits).

Welcome to the club.


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Nitpicking is the pastime of pointing out minor flaws or mistakes. The term is always used in a negative light. The term comes from the intense concentration and careful attention to detail required when nitpicking (searching for the eggs of lice, known as nits).


Relax while I ignore these other troublemakers since I agree with them.


Take it easy, man. No need to get worked up.


Frank the Mime wrote:
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Geez, Frank! Calm the f!#& down, man!


And lo! A referee did speak unto me, saying "I bring you tidings of great Broncos for 2012. That shall be the year. And the Earth shall be witness to his awesomeness!"

TEBOW! TEBOW!! TEBOW!!!


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Evil Tim Tebow wrote:

Remember to drink your Gatorade this Saturday. I'm going to bulldoze that sieve-like Patriots defense.

-ett
Rev 3:16

TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW!


Evil Tim Tebow wrote:

After Saturday night, your eyes will be opened and your countenance will be of shock. With my game ending finishing maneuver, the Tebowing, there will be a reckoning unlike no other that will have occurred in the state of Massachusetts.

Prepare to be TebOWNED, Belichick.

Behold my glory.

-ett
Rev 3:16

Prepare for his coming!!!! TEBOW! TEBOW!! TEBOW!!!