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Ravenous Monster wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

CoDzilla wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

CoDzilla wrote:

It's like comparing a meal you make yourself to one you drive forward and get in a bag. Which is to say, you cannot compare the two.

Depends how well you can cook.

Well if you're that bad at cooking, you get someone else to do it for you. Which in this food/DMing analogy means that you don't run the game at all, you let someone else do it (and ideally you observe and learn from them).

Alas, I ate all my friends. :(

Were they delicious?

They were better than Burger King.

I see what you did there.

CoDzilla wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

CoDzilla wrote:

It's like comparing a meal you make yourself to one you drive forward and get in a bag. Which is to say, you cannot compare the two.

Depends how well you can cook.

Well if you're that bad at cooking, you get someone else to do it for you. Which in this food/DMing analogy means that you don't run the game at all, you let someone else do it (and ideally you observe and learn from them).

Alas, I ate all my friends. :(

Were they delicious?

Scorching Ray: For when the wizard doesn't want to play Controller and actually do some damage! Elemental Spell(Metamagic) for the win!

If they start calling out ther attacks do the following: *Say your name*, use Flamethrower!" and kill them with fire.

I love it when Wizards cast Scorching Ray. Their meat is nice and tender, but most of them put up such a good fight with their spells I don't get the chance. But when they cast Scorching Ray instead of those spells? I'm going to have a veritable buffet dinner!

Take the shapr bits of metal and forge them together to make a toothpick, then use said toothpick to git the much more irritating bits of armor from between your teeth.

I meant while they're alive. They seem to think I'm concerned about being hit with a longsword. It's mildly annoying when they start blabbering about how evil I am before doing it, but it's not dangerous unless they call out the name of their move first.

If they say something like "Girallion Windmill Fleshrip!" and then attack you, it will hurt.

Ravenous Monster wrote:

Would you say it makes the dinner experience more or less enjoyable when your food dances around and tries and fails to hurt you? My vote is on less - when the small punchy men run around swinging at air, they make the meat stringy and thin. I don't know what they hope to accomplish by dancing instead of fighting. I believe they are just trying to spite me out of an enjoyable culinary experience.

I've always viewed as dinner and a show.

Ravenous Monster wrote:

Also, is it true that they taste better with ketchup? I never thought to try condiments.

I've hear the fabled "Awesome-Sauce" does little to help bring out the flavor, but you may find other condiments will work fine.

Have you tried deep-frying them in armor? I've heard the crunch adds to the culinary experience.

That's an interesting way of looking at it. The little punchy men don't wear any armor though. The ones that wear armor and try and poke you with sharp bits of metal are a mild irritant though. They are quite crunchy though.

Ravenous Monster wrote:

Now there's a man after my own heart! Do you prefer your Monky Snacks(tm) Rare, or Well Done, or...?

I don't like the Rare ones, they're to hard to find, and the Well Done ones are more trouble than they are worth. I find Medium Rare-Raw makes for some fun times at the dinner table!

Would you say it makes the dinner experience more or less enjoyable when your food dances around and tries and fails to hurt you? My vote is on less - when the small punchy men run around swinging at air, they make the meat stringy and thin. I don't know what they hope to accomplish by dancing instead of fighting. I believe they are just trying to spite me out of an enjoyable culinary experience.

Also, is it true that they taste better with ketchup? I never thought to try condiments.

Ravenous Monster wrote:

Dire Mongoose wrote:

Out of curiousity, what do you think the monk's supposed to be?

A small, yet filling snack.

I've found they have quite a kick, especially the drunken dwarven ones..

Now there's a man after my own heart! Do you prefer your Monky Snacks(tm) Rare, or Well Done, or...?

Kryzbyn wrote:

You are operating under a false premise, I believe, taht Monks are suppsoed to be damage dealers first and foremost.

They obviously aren't! Look at the class man.

I'm operating under the premise that monks are supposed to be good for something.

Dealing damage isn't all of it, but it's part of it. So are combat maneuvers. Both of those things need strength.

Out of curiousity, what do you think the monk's supposed to be?

A small, yet filling snack.