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Rao was making chocolate pudding, he was thinking about his old adventuring company. As he made the pudding, he created figurines out of it in the shape of his former companions. He then got an idea. What if he could relive his adventures with them, but not with them. Gauging their strengths and weaknesses, Rao wrote down some of their key attributes on a parchment. He did the same for a verity of different creatures that he had encountered on his adventures. "What would it be like if the party had made decisions different than the ones they made?" Rao thought to himself. "It's boring if I come up with what everyone does by myself. I need to get some friends to help!" Rao ran to gather townsfolk form the world below. He tried for over a year to find someone who would play with him but no one even batted an eye at him. Probably because they were frozen. He decided that his only option was to make chocolate pudding friends. "I will control the chocolate pudding friends, and they would control the rest of the adventuring company for the game! Rao though excitedly. "It's perfect! That way each action will be completely unique and unexpected by me! With so many different personalities playing my old adventuring party, there's no way that it will be the same as before!" Despite his previous excitement, after a few weeks Rao grew bored. He had created an entire world of chocolate pudding, covering his own world in it. After sometime he returned to his table, his chocolate pudding friends still standing, some of them a little melted, but still all around the table. He noticed that their expressions had changed, someone how, their characters in the game had done amazing things! He looked closer, and they that they had set up a meta-game shop, and that one of the characters had made their own version of the game within the game!As he looked closer, Rao noticed that there was an infinite amount of games exactly like this one going on within each game. He needed 1,000 microscopes to be able to see them, but still he knew there were more going on within. "Amazing..." Rao thought. He began to eat the original chocolate pudding friends as he watch the games continues on their own in amazement. "I'm speechless!" Rao exclaimed. His chocolate pudding friends began to speak in tongues. A Demon from hell, made out of pudding of course, rose up out of no where to attack Rao! "Ha!" Rao said. "I'll just eat you!" But Rao Realized that he was full from eating his friends, and was therefore unable to eat the beast that stood in front of him. Rao shrieked and ran away. He knew that in order to defeat this monster, he would have to get the help of the only person he know that could still move. The only one with an appetite that was equal to his own. Alex the Not-so-great.
Rao spat out an eyeball. Glaring Alex the Not-so-great in the nipples, he reached for his drum sticks. They were named Rectum Rammer 1 and 2. He threw one into Alex's anus, ramming the f~#* out of him. He then coughed. Rao began to levitate, previous and future versions of himself began to form around him. They were singing with the voice of a thousand babies in the language of the Muk-ducks. Rao then landed and the other versions of himself faded into dust. Rao opened his eyes! Beam of light shone forth, cutting through everything he looked it! Angle wings both scaly and feathery sprouted form Rao's back side and he morphed into the god of infertility! Cursing Alex to never have a child he laughed and rubbed his nipples. Rao's arms and legs began to boil and they changed into SIX arms and legs! He flew into the high heavens where he found another DM to f*ck the sh*t out of for more power! He knew that a more intricate plot awaited him in the stars and he eargly awaited his nemesis, Alex the Sh*ty.
Rao begins to attack everyone in the fortress. He has turned chaotic evil. Everyone is standing still and is therefore the perfect target for his attacks. He breaths steam out of his nostrils which summons a volcano to erupt out of the ground in the center of the fortress. The walls begin to melt from the heat and Rao can't but help to laugh. He then goes to the church of Alex the Great and kills everyone there after f*cking the sh*t out of them. He lays a trap for his old traveling companion, Alex, so that when he arrives he will be able to f*ck the sh*t out of him as well! Feeling satisfied with his work he teleports to his base in the sky where he will await for the arrival of the one called Alex. Rao looks at the world thousands of feet below him. He thinks about his mother. He then reminds himself to kill himself later! That he may be reborn into a new body, perhaps with better powers than this one. Rao then calls one of her frozen servants to make his a kolawa sandwich made from the blood of a thousand infertile babies. "Damn good sandwich." he said "Nothing much!" he replied. Noticing that the world was no longer spinning as it should, Rao found many strange creatures and studied them, advancing his knowledge of the universe to a level far about even the gods. He know that if this effect lasted much longer, he could defeat all the gods and take their place without them even having a chance to fight back. He know it would be hard to kill some since one or two of the little f*ckers were trapped in the center of the d*mn planet! It was time. Rao reached up and f*cked the DM. So hard that gold, monsters, and loot flew from the body of the DM and flooded the still world below. XP was also raining out of him like breath form the sweaty jogger! The DM then begin to emit many stories that will never be to pass now that the world was flooded with treasure and no one could claim it except for Rao. Stories of how Rao eventually over powered his former companions and f*cked them all. Hard. Especially Alex the F*ck. Rao knew that something had to be done about the Martians.
Rao goes to help Mikal lay back down.
Rao stares at Mikan, stunned.
"I suppose it is best to continue to seek the Raven's Skull. Where do we begin?"
james: Each round, you concentrate on one target, who must be within range. You know if the target deliberately and knowingly speaks a lie by discerning disturbances in its aura caused by lying. The spell does not reveal the truth, uncover unintentional inaccuracies, or necessarily reveal evasions.
Each round, you may concentrate on a different target.
Rao glances at Emul somewhat curiously. "Emul, who is Ioanna? You seem quite interested in her." DM: I will use discern lies for the 2nd round today when Emul speaks.
Rao recalls about having heard and read about The Raven's Skull in past tomes during his brief studding. "Yes we have heard of such a skull. If I remember correctly we have been working on tracking it down. Tell me, what exactly can it do for us?"
"What are we to do? If this cannot be stopped then what is the point of our quest? If this life is meaningless then I should continue onto a different one."
Rao stares in wonder, not believing what he is seeing. Using his divine power to read the aura of Mikal, he is able to discern any lies deliberately being said by the man. Where have you taken us? He then attempts to read the faces of his companions around him to get hints of what they might be feeling.
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