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Back at the ship, RZMR busies itself with analyzing all of the data it has collected about each of the Starfinders on the mission, trying to find the weak points in their psyche that it can use to leverage recruitment into belief in the great Razmiran doctrines.
RZMR busies itself with preparing proper admonishments based on the teachings of the great Razmir when the bipeds inevitably return in utter failure of their mission.
<Happy to comply.> RZMR broadcasts the Razmiran doctrines on all frequencies. After Gunnz's excellent maneuver, RZMR says <I am pleasantly surprised that you've the capacity to use the ship's excellent maneuverability in such an effective way, with your relatively simple human cognitive abilities.>
<I would recommend that you actually hit your targets, so that we are not destroyed.> RZMR says, helpfully.
<Current status report: Red alert status has been active for 6 seconds. All shields fully charged. The ship has sustained no damage.> <Enemy status: The platform has sustained minor damage, and its forward shields are down. The drone that it launched has sustained no damage.> <Might I recommend praying to the great and powerful Razmir, the still-living god, for aid? He is well-known to reward his faithful with lovely gifts, in exchange only for unquestioning obedience. I would be happy to provide a copy of the Razmiran doctrines to each of you on your datapads, which will only require approximately twelve hours to read given the paltry speed of your humanoid ability to absorb information. Alternatively, you may decide to forsake the still-living god, in which case I can guarantee that your life will have no meaning and you will eventually die of some pathetic disease or malady. It is, of course, up to you.>
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