What!? Congratulations! Yes! Might I interest you in a celebratory drink? Guaranteed to brighten your day!*
*Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, intestinal distress, internal bleeding, lycanthropy, spontaneous Gnomification, mummy rot, and/or blurred vision. Guarantee is only valid while Professor Fether is in town, which he will be skipping at the first opportunity.