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Gentle Sentients, it has been quiet here, hasn't it? But stay tuneed, because Poshkettle Tea is excited to help you discover what happens once our crate-pushing crew pushes their way deeper into that prison!

Stay tuned when our season starts up again!


And Happy American Thanksgiving from all of us Poshkettle Tea!


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Poshkettle Tea! Opening franchises in the Drift near you!


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It isn't mentioned in the write-up, but bantrids are artisanal brewers and ravenous consumers of coffee... for a variety of reasons.

Gentle Viewers --

You may be wondering... what is this 'coffee' the Bantrids are drinking? Is this something that you can enjoy, too? Here at Poshkettle tea, we're interested in brewing up new ventures!

Stay tuned for sustainably sourced coffees in the following flavors:

Apostae Black -- it's weaponized!
Maraquor Mocha -- mellow and delicious
Eoxian Espresso -- endorsed by Zo! himself
Triaxian Toffee Delite -- as graceful as a Ning battleflower
Vercite Vanilla -- a sophisticated favorite
Gnomebrew -- Charli's own secret blend, now with 200% extra caffeine!

We now return you to ramping up your Roll-play expeditions!

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This has been a reminder from Poshkettle Tea to vote safely and drink responsibly!


Gentle Sentients, what goes better with food that you have hunted, field-dressed and cooked yourselves than a steaming mug of Poshkettle tea?


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Gentle Sentients, after a hard day on the obstacle course, you should take time for you. Enjoy a soothing cup of Poshkettle Tea! Or perhaps you would like to try our newest offering, Poshkettle Coffee, available in a variety of flavors, including Eoxian Black! Poshkettle Tea always hits the spot!

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Gentle Sentient, Poshkettle Tea will provide its own advertisements!


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I was strongly considering building -- to no one's shock -- a gnome. I haven't seen anyone claim bard, so I will likely build a bard, though an alchemist could also be interesting. My Playtest character was named "Pip Hip Hooray" and I think that could be a good first name for 1st PF2 character.

I am waiting to dot gameplay until I can do so with the actual character that I will be playing... Hopefully they will let us start up PF2 characters sometime this week.

I've also been considering starting a goblin bard, but really... I need to read the PF2 rules before building my character and they don't drop for me until August 1.

Hmm


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--A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS--

Hello Viewers! After a long and dangerous day of diving through simulations and rescuing dwarves, you know what really hits the spot? Poshkettle Tea! It's the tea of adventure!


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-- A Message from our Sponsors --

And well should Rush wonder! When infiltrating enemy territory, what tea will you stock in case you need to make diplomatic overtures with covert allies? Poshkettle Tea, it's the tea of intrigue and adventure!


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-- A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS --

Gentle Sentients,

Do you know what victory tastes like? It tastes like Poshkettle Tea!


-- A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS --

Hello Viewers! Like Jaxter, don't you wish you had tea too? Head on down to your nearest Poshkettle Tea franchise and get some refreshing Akiton Red or a nice Castrovellian Contemplation. The truly adventurious may try Brethedan Bubble Tea in 39 different flavors, including wasabi!

We now return you to your social encounter. Poshkettle tea... When only the finest will brew!


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Gentle Viewers --

You may be wondering... what is this 'coffee' the Mysterious Seven are drinking? Is this something that you can enjoy, too? Here at Poshkettle tea, we're interested in brewing up new ventures!

Stay tuned for sustainably sourced coffees in the following flavors:

Apostae Black -- it's weaponized!
Maraquor Mocha -- mellow and delicious
Eoxian Espresso -- endorsed by Zo! himself
Triaxian Toffee Delite -- as graceful as a Ning battleflower
Vercite Vanilla -- a sophisticated favorite
Gnomebrew -- Charli's own secret blend, now with 200% extra caffeine!
Wint-o-Green -- an exclusive for Teapot fans, available only if you order now!

We now return you to your explorations, while we celebrate this broadcast's 1000th post!


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-- A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS --

Hello Viewers! Even though Pon doesn't think so, it's always time for tea! Head on down to your nearest Poshkettle Tea franchise and get some!

We now return you to this exciting episode. Poshkettle tea... The choice of water elementals, everywhere!


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-- A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS --

Hello Viewers! Like Wint, don't you wish you had tea too? Head on down to your nearest Poshkettle Tea franchise and get some refreshing Akiton Red or a nice Castrovellian Contemplation. The truly adventurious may try Brethedan Bubble Tea in 39 different flavors, including wasabi!

We now return you to your combat. Poshkettle tea... When only the finest will brew!

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Or starting an interplanetary tea franchise!


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So here's one that I didn't know that I needed until I saw it. Poshkettle Tea, the Lorespire's most important amenity!

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We also have the most important Lorespire amenity now covered.