Porker takes the onslaught, processors working overtime on targeting commands.
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Meanwhile, Porker needs no instruction. He drops his jaw and lets out a mighty "OINK " to accompany his laser blast.
Porker takes a guarded step back, and wiggles his ears. "OINK. " It drops It's jaw and discharges a large blast of laser at the elemental.
Porker allows Master to climb on top, then runs towards safety. "OINK. OINK. OINK. " It wiggles it's ears as it runs.
Porker lets out a mechanical moan and makes his way back to the cliff.
Porker stands out in the rain, waiting for master. OINK
Porker continues moving, though slower since he is past the chasm now.
Porker was created for this, however, and sprints across the bridge.
The drone beneath Piggy's belly manages to withstand the pelting rocks, but is not fast enough to avoid the large boulder which struck the pair at the end of their journey.
Porker's ears go down flat, though his eyes track the buggies relentlessly. Target acquired. Waiting for orders. The jaw stays locked, but the metallic voice echoes out nonetheless. "OINK. OINK. "
The drone's mouth drops open, fully showing the tip of a heavy azimuth artillery laser. A mechanic voice, nearly a drone, leaves a hidden speaker. "OINK."
Battle mode initiated. Porker's jaw drops, revealing the large mouth of a laser cannon. "OINK OINK " The low voice is drowned out as a blast of laser burps from the robot's mouth.
Did you miss my DR 1? By my count, Porker is at -8, not -10.. unless I didn't get DR against those energy bursts?
Taking the full force of the shock this time, the pink painted pig twitches slightly as the electricity shorts a circuit. "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE" A horrible artificial voice echoes through the speaker in Porker's mouth, nearly drowning out the sound of the rifle discharging.
Managing to avoid the brunt of the damage again, Porker's eye-lights glow a menacing red before it takes a few steps backwards. Yes, master... It's use already dropped, it utters another growling "OINK OINK " before blasting the electric worm.
Porker bends on mechanical legs, quite flexible for a large pink barrel on legs. It avoids most of the shock, protecting it's processor.
The pink painted jaw goes slack and drops with a metallic *CLANG!* and a large gun protrudes. "OINK OINK" goes a deep, growling voice of the drone's programming. Then it launches a large blast of laser at the same pest as master.
The robot wiggles it's ears and let's out a loud robotic, "OINK. OINK. " Then it stares at Telwyn and drops it's jaw slightly. Just enough that you can see the heavy artillery laser hiding within.
Porker gives a beep of surprise, and backs up. The drone pops out a single laser blast towards the fiendish alien.
Porker's speaker emits a gravelly sound which may have once sounded like an oink. It's metal ears bend down as it switches firing modes.
Porker makes a mechanical grunt. His pea sized circuit board warms with happiness that his master is slightly less of a blithering idiot. His mechanical jaw drops again and he makes a burping sound as two laser blasts head towards the ghost.
Thankfully, Porker's metal excuse for a brain cares little about the corporeal-ity of his enemy. Just that it is an enemy. The metal contraption ignores it's master's blathering, drops it's jaw and spits out a blob of green energy.
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