Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Mogmurch! Blow it up! Blow it all up!
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 = 21
Crit?: 1d20 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 = 17
"Poog not food, Toad. YOU BE FOOD! DIEEEEE!" screams Poog, and hacks at the giant froghemoth with his dogslicer. regular bonus, trait, divine favor, and grappled up thar in the mods
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog casts Divine Favor on Poog! He looks at the bag of fireworks and a gleam comes into his eye. "Mogmurch…Mog best at throwing things and blowing up things. Use the Skyrocket on Vorka." Poog takes out his flint and tinder and grins a very wide goblin grin.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Draga:
Poog will continue to scan! "Magic here...make-things-magic, like FIRE, and change-things-magic, like dogs into bugs..." Poog continues to sniff out the magic in the room, focusing intently, completely ignoring stupid Scribbleface.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Eager to shed the blood of a dog, Poog draws his trusty dogslicer and scampers to attack the other mangy cur! Dogslicer!: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
Even though he could have burned or javelined the dog, Poog wants DOG BLOOD!
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog takes the scrolls and the curative potions. "Reta, you take the strong potion," he says gruffly. He scans the eggs. "Poog wonder when they hatch. We burn them or we squish them, then take them back to chief and eat them," he says, as thoughtfully as a goblin does.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog nods solemnly and pulls out his wand of healing for Reta. CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 He then shakes the wand, frustrated, and tries again. CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 "That enough for now, Reta," he growls. Survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 "LotsLegs left tracks---it went this way before. Look," Poog points out the marks left by the spider in the marshy ground. "Maybe it lead to treasure, or maybe to goblin baby bones."
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 "We are best warriors of Licktoads! LotsLegs scare us and eat us no more!" Poog dances around, chanting to Zarongel. LotsLegs big, LotsLegs scary,
Poog trips on a stray spider leg and ends his song with a shriek before realizing LotsLegs is still dead. "Poog was just reenacting fight," he says with a surly tone.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 "Hey, come back, Lotslegs! We eat you slowly!" Full of bravado, Poog runs to a better position to blast the spider with fire again. He briefly considers burning the webs off of Reta, but thinks better of it (for now). Flame Bollllt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog races around to the other side of Longlegs and unleashes an all-powerful Fire Bolt! "ZARONGEL BURN YOU! BURN YOU AND MAKE LONGLEG FRIES!" Bolty Bolt of FIRE: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Zarongel, however, does not smile upon Poog this evening.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 "Poog heard about Sandypoint once.." The cleric shivers, remembering something about a bunch of longshanks. Reta up front? No preference about anything else. Or Chuffy for all the traps? If there are traps.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog glances at his companions, then goes about eating what he can as well. Many gifts. Why? Just for fireworks? But he soon gets caught up in the reverie of the evening. At some point in the evening, he mentions to the soberest of the Goblin Heros: "Poog realized that Slorb hardly necessary for Chief. Only to get into throne seat."
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 "That Poog's ring too, Mogmurch!" yells the cleric, snatching it away from Poog. He looks at it and bites it. "Bleh! You take it," he grumbles, flipping it back to Mogmurch. "It best with that Chuffy--where is Chuffy?"
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Poog makes a valiant effort, chasing and re-swallowing the pesky slugs, but he only manages to down four of them, ultimately. He kaffs and spits out the final bladder, his ears drooping. "Slugs cheated," he coughs.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog finds some soot from a blackened log and hastily smudges what might be writing on the sides of the map, shivering. "Zarongel protect me," he murmurs. "Poog can hold map," he says confidently. "Follow creek, avoid Vorka, get fireworks. But look, many water crossings. We work together to not die." He takes a step forward, then stops. "Oh, but first the feast," he says a little sheepishly.
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog is taken aback at the speech, but recovers quickly. We get fireworks for you, Chief Gutwad! Make anything dead that crosses our path! Fire will burn!" His sunken chest swells with pride. Only Chuffy have Kn Local! WHERE IS CHUFFY MAKE ROLL
Stats: Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6 Poog turns around to growl, then remembers that Reta is one of the goblins who can best him--but also needs him. "Yes, Reta Bighead, Poog get invitation," he says, in a sort of surly tone. "Probably your invitation was mistake. Zarongel can correct with fire," he continues, waggling a hand.
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