Poog

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Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Not yet--fighting the boss. I've managed not to get botted yet...but yes, soon Shungie will be level 3!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Player: Eric Santiestevan
Character credit goes tooooo: Shungur Edge-Of-Sky
PFS Number: 135388-3
Faction: Liberty's Edge.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog looks wide eyed at Vorka's smoldering head-stumps. "Zarongel bless us many, Licktoads. Mogmurch, Zarongel smile on you." He rushes to help gather flammables.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Is Longtung dead? Is Poog free? That will alter his plans!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

I'll be on vacation from 6/3-6/7...I'll try to post, but feel free to bot Poog as needed. Zarongel need kindling!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

It takes a round, I think. See the description above…


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Yesssssssss! Skyrockets in flight...afternoon delight! They be food!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Mogmurch! Blow it up! Blow it all up!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 = 21
for: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Crit?: 1d20 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 1 + 1 + 1 - 2 = 17
for: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"Poog not food, Toad. YOU BE FOOD! DIEEEEE!" screams Poog, and hacks at the giant froghemoth with his dogslicer.

regular bonus, trait, divine favor, and grappled up thar in the mods


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

I fully intend to 'accidentally' set the ship on fire. Because goblins.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog tosses a javelin at Vorka.

Javelin: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 1 = 7
for: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Ah, I knew I shoulda gone for Burning Hands.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog casts Divine Favor on Poog!

He looks at the bag of fireworks and a gleam comes into his eye.

"Mogmurch…Mog best at throwing things and blowing up things. Use the Skyrocket on Vorka." Poog takes out his flint and tinder and grins a very wide goblin grin.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog hath not Kn Arcana, and cannot roll those DCs untrained. :(

"Vorka has the spells!" hisses Poog.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Draga:
Poog will continue to scan!

"Magic here...make-things-magic, like FIRE, and change-things-magic, like dogs into bugs..." Poog continues to sniff out the magic in the room, focusing intently, completely ignoring stupid Scribbleface.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Draga:
Yes yes Poog want know more!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog casts Detect Magic, and also taps Chuffy for Guidance.

"Zarongel keep Chuffy safe, Chuf," he says somberly.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog scratches an ear and moves about the mess. "Poog somewhat impressed with these longshanks..." He looks at the carnage. "Don't let bag eat Chuffy, Chuffy," he says, eyes blinking.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Dogslicer Again!: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 2 = 4
for: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Poog swings his dogslicer again! Doing nothing! Critical miss! o.0


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Dogslicer Again!: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 2 = 8
for: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Poog swings his dogslicer again! Doing nothing!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

"Thank you, Reta!" says Poog, giggling, and zips past the goblin fighter.

He swings with his mighty dogslicer.

Dogslicer!: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 1 + 2 = 17
for: 1d4 ⇒ 2


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Poog does not fumble this time, and is about to loudly boast to Reta when he remembers to keep his mouth shut.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog shrugs. "No killing dog without us, Reta," he growls.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Eager to shed the blood of a dog, Poog draws his trusty dogslicer and scampers to attack the other mangy cur!

Dogslicer!: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
for: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Even though he could have burned or javelined the dog, Poog wants DOG BLOOD!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

Poog nearly drops his lucky toad, his snacks, and his javelins. He grimaces silently.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Sorry, Poog was in the Swamp of Work...Stealthy Poog stealths.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

We're all climbing. Did Reta let down a rope? If so, DC 5 should be automatic, no?


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

"You alll quiet!" hisses Poog, glaring at Chuffy and Mogmurch. "No sneaking when yelling. Reta, we go, kill longshanks annnnd horses, and take fireworks. Make the rope go up.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog has them. Although--Reta should carry one, come to think of it.

"Eat some, burn some, take some," says Poog, his stomach growling.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog takes the scrolls and the curative potions. "Reta, you take the strong potion," he says gruffly.

He scans the eggs. "Poog wonder when they hatch. We burn them or we squish them, then take them back to chief and eat them," he says, as thoughtfully as a goblin does.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog trots along behind Chuffy. "Stealing from trash is not scary, Chuffy!" he hisses, his toad bouncing along with him.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog nods solemnly and pulls out his wand of healing for Reta.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

He then shakes the wand, frustrated, and tries again.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"That enough for now, Reta," he growls.

Survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

"LotsLegs left tracks---it went this way before. Look," Poog points out the marks left by the spider in the marshy ground. "Maybe it lead to treasure, or maybe to goblin baby bones."


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Survival: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

"We are best warriors of Licktoads! LotsLegs scare us and eat us no more!" Poog dances around, chanting to Zarongel.

LotsLegs big, LotsLegs scary,
Fangs are sharp and legs so hairy,
Him ate many goblin babies,
Could we kill him? No say maybe!
Then fight and then we win,
LotsLegs never eat again!
Blessed fire from Zarongel,
Send old LotsLegs straight to--

Poog trips on a stray spider leg and ends his song with a shriek before realizing LotsLegs is still dead. "Poog was just reenacting fight," he says with a surly tone.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

"Hey, come back, Lotslegs! We eat you slowly!"

Full of bravado, Poog runs to a better position to blast the spider with fire again. He briefly considers burning the webs off of Reta, but thinks better of it (for now).

Flame Bollllt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
for: 1d6 ⇒ 1


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog races around to the other side of Longlegs and unleashes an all-powerful Fire Bolt!

"ZARONGEL BURN YOU! BURN YOU AND MAKE LONGLEG FRIES!"

Bolty Bolt of FIRE: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
for: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Zarongel, however, does not smile upon Poog this evening.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

"Poog heard about Sandypoint once.." The cleric shivers, remembering something about a bunch of longshanks.

Reta up front? No preference about anything else. Or Chuffy for all the traps? If there are traps.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog is already versatile, so he can take the Robe.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog glances at his companions, then goes about eating what he can as well. Many gifts. Why? Just for fireworks? But he soon gets caught up in the reverie of the evening.

At some point in the evening, he mentions to the soberest of the Goblin Heros: "Poog realized that Slorb hardly necessary for Chief. Only to get into throne seat."


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

"That Poog's ring too, Mogmurch!" yells the cleric, snatching it away from Poog. He looks at it and bites it. "Bleh! You take it," he grumbles, flipping it back to Mogmurch. "It best with that Chuffy--where is Chuffy?"


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Kewl. :)


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Poog runs off to hide in the marsh, still licking slug goo off of his fingers.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog will go hide (and not get clubbed?). Do I roll some Stealth?


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog think that Reeta cheated in glorious mounted riding ability. Zarongel will reveal truth!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Poog makes a valiant effort, chasing and re-swallowing the pesky slugs, but he only manages to down four of them, ultimately. He kaffs and spits out the final bladder, his ears drooping. "Slugs cheated," he coughs.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog finds some soot from a blackened log and hastily smudges what might be writing on the sides of the map, shivering. "Zarongel protect me," he murmurs.

"Poog can hold map," he says confidently. "Follow creek, avoid Vorka, get fireworks. But look, many water crossings. We work together to not die."

He takes a step forward, then stops. "Oh, but first the feast," he says a little sheepishly.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Kn Local: 1d20 ⇒ 13

Poog no share knowledge at this time.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog is taken aback at the speech, but recovers quickly. We get fireworks for you, Chief Gutwad! Make anything dead that crosses our path! Fire will burn!" His sunken chest swells with pride.

Only Chuffy have Kn Local! WHERE IS CHUFFY MAKE ROLL


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog snorts and flicks the bomb away. "No one want to be like Mogmurch, not even Mogmurch," he says with contempt.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog turns around to growl, then remembers that Reta is one of the goblins who can best him--but also needs him. "Yes, Reta Bighead, Poog get invitation," he says, in a sort of surly tone. "Probably your invitation was mistake. Zarongel can correct with fire," he continues, waggling a hand.


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

This due to niggling grammatical fact that both mean can BURN!


Stats:
HP 10/10 AC 17/13/15 | F +3 R +2 W +4 | Init +2 Perc +6
Best race! Cleric of Zarongel!

Poog ready to burn all flammable AND inflammable things!

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