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cant think straight...

QUESTION POST?

a) option A
b) option B
c) option C
d) option D

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Hmm.. Jal, you seem to be my only responder. I thank you, and will continue to try for you. Thank you, my friend.

a. What is your favorite type of gaming?
b. What would you do without this type of gaming?

*smurf* Oh s@!#

I don't look like a sm*rf. I'm green. If I were blue I would die

Theraputic

You scared Joey away

Hmm... I will stick to my own polls. Don't forget to vote for Off-Topic Discussion President (could be you veector)

Heathy.

If we were going by posts, then yes. He is the candidate with experience.

I'm wondering why the Poll-Monster General hasn't mentioned this.

Hmm.. It shall be made Poll #4.

Hmm... let's see if I can keep this thread alive:

Poll #3: Who will you vote for Off-Topic Discussion President?

Why am I not surprised that the poodles have gone back to licking themselves? Hmm?

Yup, me too

I didn't know Paizo was going to own DnD! Never mind about what I said before! it'll be sick! Ahem.. must control myself. Minimum emotion... awesome update, thanks charlie

Ha. Keep them as long as they entertain. Reminds me of jesters.

Poll-Monster General wrote:

I love marsupials.

who doesn't? but that doesn't stop it from being funny that halflings are marsupials in my game and have access to a pouch of holding. which really doesn't hold that much, but ti's an extra pouch.

Wha... never mind, sounds cool

lol

ps: Jal, I love the new alias, the green guy is so... BOLD!

I love marsupials.

You no longer need to make a character. A starter set contains a ton of dice. You get together with your friends and just roll.

-Levels up to 50
-Uranium Dragons
-Halflings no longer a race, instead minotaur
-Fighter no longer a class, instead cop
-Rounds are broken into 1 second intervals in which a super-minor action may be preformed:
like moving half a square, yellling, beginning a check, finishing a check, or attacking a Uranium Dragon with your Minotaur Cop/50 Warlord/10

Alright, Poll #2, ready for action:

After seeing the crazy changes in 4E, what will be in DnD 5E?

Watch out, lest she attempt to sit, giving everyone a DC 30 Reflex, damaged halved.

*shudder*

and dare I mention it, her Vorpal People Magazine.

S*#*, everyone run! I'll deal with this:

"hello there, what do you want?"

I am so sorry, but due to an overload of unhealthy creatures in this thread, it has to be shut down. Oh, and we dn't want Sebastian's Mom to find this either. Think of the innocent lives killed if she did. *shudder*

*casts destroy thread*

Our charisma must be high, unless politicians are getting 20's on thier bluff checks.

Of course, McCain fumbled on "We are winning in Iraq".

just replied to myself. I am officially a Paizo addict...

Our charisma must be high, unless politicians are getting 20's on thier bluff checks.

Oh, btw, how could America be a paladin. If anything close to that it would be a Gray Guard. Paladins have a strict CODE OF CONDUCT, which America seems to have forgotten recently. Yes we protect people, and many recent politicians consider themselves crusaders for God, but what about all the lies and scandals America has recently produced?

Gray Guard: 4
Rogue: 3
Fighter: 7
Expert: 2

But despite my opinion, I like Shiny's the best:

Commoner: 15
Aristocrat: 5

Lets not turn this thread into a battle. Take your international relations somewhere else.

Poll-Monster General wrote:

I though you were abstaining?

I thought of a non-controversial response.

Ahhh, but of course.

Damn...

Ah well, she probably wouldn't understand my complicated life as a greenie.

I though you were abstaining?

DBL Edit: On reading JD, I nominate Sarah Palin as Poll-mistress General.

Hmmm.. no relation to me?

Oh god... I have done it. A new thread: Polls...

I feel the obligation to have a weekly poll, probably involving disagreements, caps lock, poodles, etc.

PS: Thanks Jal.

First question to be debated until next Friday:

What levels would you give America, using 3.5E?

Barbarian:
Bard:
Cleric:
Druid:
Fighter:
Monk:
Paladin:
Ranger:
Rogue:
Sorceror:
Wizard:

Poll-Master General wrote:

Here is my solution, Jal

Awesome - now we know what to expect. Good pun, too!

Why thank you Jal, but now I feel the sudden urge to destroy the Off topic threads with polls. This new power... It is wierd... I feel angry... so ANGRY... and BIG... AND GREEN!!!

Here is my solution, Jal