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His master yells something, but Piotr doesn’t understand it. Frustrated by his inability to injure his summoner's adversary and terrified by the tiny repair robots that swarmed all over the robot and then retreated inside it, Piotr tries again to smash it with his hooves.

Left hoof, IC: 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 + 1 = 201d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5
Right hoof, IC: 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 + 1 = 161d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

Fingers crossed!

Crit confirm?: 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 + 1 = 201d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5

Yes! It almost certainly doesn't do any damage, but I bet it clangs really loudly!

Piotr gallops over behind Kulga and charges the purple robot.

Left hoof, IC, Charge: 1d20 - 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (20) - 1 + 1 + 2 = 221d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5

Crit Confirm: 1d20 - 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) - 1 + 1 + 2 = 61d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

I'm not sure whether the blue robot is dead. I will assume it is not. If it is, please use the first of the two attack rolls and add +2 for a charge against the purple robot.

The pony screams in frustration after its last attack goes so awry. It reorients itself on the robot, and tries again, slamming forward with its forehooves.

Left hoof, flank, IC: 1d20 - 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 + 2 + 1 = 71d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5
Right hoof, flank, IC: 1d20 - 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 + 2 + 1 = 141d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5

Piotr appears in front of the statue of Aroden, next to the blue robot, with an explosive pop of displaced air and the scent of fresh-cut hay. Instinctively knowing what he must do, he activates his smite evil rears back and brings both hooves down at the metal construct.

(It seems unlikely that the robots would be anything but neutral, so I did not include the smiting bonus in these rolls. If they are evil, then Piotr's smite adds +2 to each damage roll; no bonus to the attack roll.)

Left hoof, Inspire Courage: 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 + 1 = 11d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3
Right hoof, Inspire Courage: 1d20 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 + 1 = 11d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

What. The. Heck.

Disoriented by his sudden transposition, Piotr somehow manages to miss the lumbering construct directly in front of him. Instead, he strikes the statue of the dead god with both hooves, the clatter ringing throughout the hall.

Isn’t that a crit threat by piotr?

Facepalm. Yes, yes it is. The -1 to Piotr's attack rolls messed me up. I was just excited that he hit!

Right hoof, crit confirm?: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 41d3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6

Phooey.

If Piotr appeared at the beginning of Torgat's turn on round 2, he will disappear at the beginning of Torgat's turn (before Piotr would act) in round 5, so his round 4 action will be his last, barring an attack of opportunity.

You don't show Piotr's attacks in your spoilered list of actions in round 3 - I assume he missed with both hooves?

Round 4:

Dodging the flames Tasskar hurls at him, Piotr lunges at the troglodyte (5-foot step) and slams his forehooves at the malevolent underground invader.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 41d3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6
Right hoof: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 = 191d3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 2 = 4

Finally!

Piotr brays in pain from the flames, then snorts angrily. He steps closer to the troglodyte (5-foot step), rears up and lashes out at the troglodyte with both hooves.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 111d3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6
Right hoof: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 141d3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 2 = 6

The pony races toward the troglodyte at the end of the room and lashes out with one hoof as soon as he is in range, smiting evil as he does.

"NEIGH!"

Left hoof: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 111d3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 2 = 4

A pony appears between Garduk and the caiman that has grabbed Bokkah. While it looks much like the ponies the arcanist has summoned before, this one is decidedly more muscular and exudes an aura of health and vitality. It lashes out at the predator with both hooves.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 171d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Right hoof: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 61d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Will save: 1d20 ⇒ 10

WHINNY!

Thud.

unconscious, blinded, and stunned: 2d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8

blinded and stunned: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Then stunned for 1 round.

"NAAAY!!"

Left hoof, bless: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (1) - 3 + 1 = -11d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Oh for Pete's sake!

With a loud whinny, Piotr steps forward and lashes out at the swamp creature with both hooves again.

Left hoof, bless: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (9) - 3 + 1 = 71d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Right hoof, bless: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (9) - 3 + 1 = 71d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Piotr appears next to the creature, blowing air through his nose with a sudden loud snort, and immediately attacks.

Activating smite evil for +2 to damage, if the creature is evil.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (20) - 3 = 171d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (9) - 3 = 61d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Left hoof, crit confirm: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (3) - 3 = 01d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Nope.

Piotr appears next to the dragon (opposite Kulga) with a loud pop! and whiff of the scent of fresh cut hay. He whinnies and rears back, smiting evil (if the dragon if evil and may be smited). Piotr brings down its hoof at the creature's sinuous spine.

Left hoof, flanking: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (15) - 3 + 2 = 141d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Damage is just 1d3 if the dragon isn't evil.

With a puff of summer air and the scent of fresh hay, Piotr appears. With an indignant snort, he lashes out at the bandit with his mighty (if inaccurate) hooves.

Left hoof, flanking: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (13) - 3 + 2 = 121d3 ⇒ 3
Right hoof, flanking: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (18) - 3 + 2 = 171d3 ⇒ 3

Piotr - more than a little squicked, as a celestial pony, at receiving Lamashtu's blessing - also attacks the blue ape-man, rearing back and striking out at the beast's head with both hooves.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (20) - 3 + 1 = 181d3 ⇒ 1
Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (14) - 3 + 1 = 121d3 ⇒ 1

Left hoof, crit confirm: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (9) - 3 + 1 = 71d3 ⇒ 2

Piotr charges at the blue ape-man, kicking at it with all the momentum he has.

Left hoof, charge: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (11) - 3 + 2 = 101d3 ⇒ 3

Piotr thinks about his meadow in Elysium. There are no gibbering, murderous ape-men there.

He snorts, rears back and slams his hooves down at the latest threat (yellowish ape-man).

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (7) - 3 = 41d3 ⇒ 2
Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (12) - 3 = 91d3 ⇒ 2

Just realized I didn't take Piotr's and Celeste's turns, just their attacks of opportunity.

With a disgusted whinny, Piotr rears back and slams both hooves down onto the pink ape-man.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (18) - 3 + 2 = 171d3 ⇒ 3

Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 2 ⇒ (7) - 3 + 2 = 61d3 ⇒ 2

Piotr strikes out with his hoof at pink ape passing by.

Hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (2) - 3 = -11d3 ⇒ 1

With a weary snort, Piotr runs at the pink ape-man and strikes out with a hoof.

Hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (3) - 3 = 01d3 ⇒ 2

Piotr appears with the scent of lilacs. He immediately charges at the closest ape-man (yellow), lashing out with his hooves.

Activates smite evil

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (5) - 3 = 21d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (3) - 3 = 01d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Surrounded by horrors and suffering from numerous grievous wounds, Piotr has been driven into a near frenzy. When the pony sees one of the nightmares fall, Piotr shrugs past the pain and fear and puts everything he has left into what may be his last attack before being sent back to his home plane. He rears back and slams his forehooves at the green skeleton.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (10) - 3 + 1 = 81d3 ⇒ 3
Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 1 ⇒ (9) - 3 + 1 = 71d3 ⇒ 3

"Naaaaaay!"

Piotr vanishes. His scream lingers in the air behind him as the skeletons, no longer distracted by the pony, turn their full attention on the party.

Seeing his summoner join him in battle, Piotr shrugs off his injuries and puts everything he has left into what may be his last attack before being sent back to his home plane. He rears back and slams his forehooves at the green skeleton.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) - 3 + 2 + 1 = 91d3 ⇒ 2
Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) - 3 + 2 + 1 = 181d3 ⇒ 2

Piotr rears back as much as he can in the ancient tunnel and strikes out with his hooves at the green skeleton.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (5) - 3 = 21d3 ⇒ 2
Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (9) - 3 = 61d3 ⇒ 2

The pony appears with a whoosh of displaced air, just ahead of the second alcove. It moves immediately to the blue skeleton, activates smite evil, and lashes out with its hooves.

left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (5) - 3 = 21d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

right hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (16) - 3 = 131d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

I assume that Piotr does not benefit from Bokkah’s bless because he was not there when she cast it.

Piotr rears back again and lashes out at the Aspis captain with his forehooves.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (10) - 3 = 71d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (7) - 3 = 41d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Piotr whinnies in frustration.

Piotr appears on the trail with a sudden POP of displaced air. He shakes his head briefly to get his bearings, then - focusing on the Aspis captain - he snorts and charges forward.

When Piotr reaches the captain, he rears up and lashes out at him with his front hooves.

Piotr activates his smite evil ability against the captain as a swift action. If the Aspis captain is not evil, then disregard the +2 added to the damage rolls - each hoof does 1d3 against non-evil foes.

Left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (20) - 3 = 171d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Right hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (19) - 3 = 161d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

To confirm critical with left hoof: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (6) - 3 = 31d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5