The goblin national anthem
Please stand and cover your ears...
O say can you see?
Many goblins are we!
And you are just one,
Eat a halfling on a bun
Cut the horse, chop the dog!
Under rocks or in logs
You'll find us in there
We don't have that much... Um... Hair!
AND WE STAB AND WE BITE!
IN THE DAY OR AT NIGHT!
We stand by our kin!
...unless we're not sure we'll win...
Oh say do those goblins like killing the humies deeeeeeaaaaad!
Under goblin colors two!
Snot green, and blooooood reeeeeed!!!
Play ball!
