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Parg pet the rat perched on his shoulder, frowning at the other goblins. He had spent most of the journey watching his fellows, and had come to the conclusion that they were all doomed to be butchered by longshanks. Unless of course, the smartest goblin ever took charge! It was just a matter of waiting for the big, scary hobgoblin to get killed first. He thought of all the awesome things he would be able to do as team leader, before having his thoughts interrupted by someone being wrong-ish. "Toads no creep, stupid! They sort of waddle around, and sometimes hop!"
Good luck to all, and may the best gob win!
Man, I forgot that my laptop crashed while I was building his statblock. Fixed!
Such is the life of a goblin's familiar. At least he gets food scraps sometimes.
Behold, Parg the Smart! The first goblin to learn how to weaponize the words in his head! I took Quick Study, but I'm not entirely sure it's compatible with the Unlettered Arcanist archetype. I just like the mental image of a goblin trying to squeeze spells out of a rat. If it turns out to not be okay, then I'll change it. |