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HERE, HAVE SOME SPECIAL SPAGHETTI! I CALL IT "GETTING 4000 POSTS FAVORITED BY OTHERS CELEBRATION SPAGHETTI," BECAUSE IT IS TO CELEBRATE GETTING 4000 POSTS FAVORITED BY OTHERS!

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED HELP COOKING! UNDYNE IS TEACHING ME HOW TO COOK SPAGHETTI AND I'M TOTALLY AWESOME AT IT!

Look. Spirits, haunts, undead, dead, etc.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE LOOKING! LOOKING IS, LIKE, PRACTICALLY MY WHOLE JOB! I HAVE TO WATCH OUT IN CASE ANY HUMANS FALL DOWN HERE TO THAT UNDYNE WILL LET ME INTO THE ROYAL GUARD, AND I'M TIRED OF LOOKING ALL THE TIME!

Here's the deal: I know you're kinda, you know, dead.

And, sure, that sucks.

NO IT DOESN'T, I'M A SKELETON, NOT A VAMPIRE!

IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN'T GET IN TO THE ROYAL GUARD JUST BECAUSE I'M A MARTIAL AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD ANIME MEANS. IT'S A STYLE OF ANIMATION, AND TALKING ABOUT AN 'ANIME PEN-AND-PAPER GAME' MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS A 'MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ONLINE GAME ON PAPER,' I.E., IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL. OR THAT TEARING APART MOUNTAINS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS IS SOMETHING HERAKLES DID IN WESTERN LITERATURE THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE ANIME. IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT'S SILLY ABOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT 'ANIME' IN PATHFINDER, I'LL BE FORCED TO ASK UNDYNE FOR HELP!