Paladin of Asmodeus's page

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: Let's make fun of Cosmo!

Lissa: I can't make fun of Cosmo. I don't know enough about Cosmo to make fun of him!

Gary: It doesn't require much.

*makes a note of who "favorited* this post*

<Makes a note of who has (as of the time of this post) favourited Cosmo's post>

Sara Marie

Justin Franklin
You have favourited a post with three asterisks in it and only one speech mark. For conspiring with Cosmo in his crime against sound punctuation, your names will be noted (alongside his) by the clerks of the nine Hells.

It's a tra...
Oh wait.
Never mind.

Asmodeus approves of hugs delivered by duly licensed erinyes, fresh cookies baked by pit fiends in the fires of Dis, and puppies which have been house-trained (and again are licensed in nations where canines are legally required to be licensed).

This thread - so far as a thread blemished by the presence of a heathen infidel crazy girl worshipper of Lamashtu can duly be so - is approved by a representative of the Prince of Law.

Carry on.

<rolls eyes and heads out of thread in opposite direction, reciting praises to Asmodeus>

I don't deny that the Prince of Law wouldn't be above making the use of the skulls of his enemies if it were an entirely appropriate manner in which to manifest his infinite wisdom, power, and majesty.
But at present, since this thread is now over as far as we are concerned, and at least one of us has won it (I maintain that this is myself) we ought to evacuate and leave these other posters to play out their stuff until they reach post 1000 in base 10.

Technically though, you're insane, just like your goddess. You think she dresses up in flowers and sends floppy, hopsy, bunnies to protect little children in need.

Asmodeus wins, a glorious victory, which I claim on his behalf.
In proof of this fact, 1000 in base approximately 9.3024775 is 805 in base 10.
Although also along these lines, a number of earlier posters, had they thought along similar lines could have claimed equally valid wins.
Rules being rules, though, the Prince of Law wins!

Folk who say that people who worship Lamashtu are crazy are just being plain unkind. I mean I worship Lamashtu, and I'm not insane, am I? I'm one of her foremost paladins, going out and championing her causes, doing good stuff...

Oh no, it's that madwoman who worships Lamashtu and thinks she's some sort of heroine.

YES YOU ARE CRAZY, you silly airhead. Lamashtu is a creature of the Abyss and doesn't even have paladins. She's about as far from having paladins (except in the sense both figurative and personal with regard to those unfortunate enough to fall into her clutches) as it's possible to get.
Whereas noble Asmodeus is served by paladins.
Well technically.
As in SKR said so, even though James Jacobs has since said that the leakage of that information was an error and stated multiple times that he just wishes the whole issue would in fact just go away.
So we paladins of Asmodeus go quietly about our day to day business, with respect and dignity, and bide our time.
Because *one day* a catastrophe like Rovagug's rampage will happen again, and then Asmodeus will once more reign supreme, the only man, devil, or deity able to sort the mess out.
And he and we his faithful servants will be there, waiting, to receive our due acclaim when that day arrives.
Thank-you.

Everyone must remain calm. Order must be maintained at all costs. Think of the kittens that our benevolent lord Asmodeus is juggling... any undue distraction or influx of chaos could cause him to drop them, and surely nobody in their right mind would want that?

Neil Spicer wrote:

If I'm evil, at least give me the respect of acknowledging I'm Lawful Evil.

Huzzah! Dibs on being the first paladin of The Spicer! Eat your hearts out Paladins of Azzy. :p

Err, no thanks. That's something one of those heathens who worship a demon like Lamashtu might do... And I mean that in the best possibly intentioned and kindest of ways.