PFS - Reta Bigbad's page

#9783-7 Please. Good game, thanks for running! :D

Is the Chronicle for a level 1? Or for any? If character number doesn't matter, 9783.

Suddenly remembering the drink she took from the spider's nest, Reta steps back and quaffs the potion of bull's strength!

"Scribbleface not like Reta when Reta angry!"

"Flappy no splish Reta!"

Attack Scribbleface: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Reta shifts to follow Scribbleface "Frogzie dogzie stew tonight!"

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Reta screams, "Found you! Reta marry Gutwad now! Reta bring Scribbleface-face for wedding present!" rushing forward to chop him up!

Charge attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Reta moves toward the door, opens it and shouts "Scribbleface! Reta kill you now!"

Reta moves toward the back of the boat a little, hiding herself behind the mast she calls to the dog "Good doggzies, pretty doggzies. Reta give treat!"

Ready action to attack if it gets within melee.

Reta smells the dogs before they are seen. She drops the crossbow and pulls our her dogslicer, rushing forward to chop the dog into little, bloody bits! "Reta HATES doggzies!"

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Confirm Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 *damn*
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Reta looks around the deck of the ship while reloading the crossbow. "Scribbleface come out! Reta kill you next! No make Reta play hide-me-seek-kill."

Reta reloads the crossbow and fires at the evil, nasty horse!

"Stoopd long-legs no tramble Chuffy! Tramble Flappy!"

Mwk. lt. crossbow: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta kisses the crossbow, "Long-legs killer!"

Reta moves up the ladder and onto the ship! Should be 30' movement, not sure how much going up the ladder takes, if I need to do a double that's fine. If I still have a move action I'll reload on the ship.

Reta shreaks at the sight of the horse! "No tramble Reta, tramble Flappy!"

Reta fires her new crossbow at it!

Mwk. lt. crossbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta will take the crossbow, a potion of cure moderate wounds and the potion of bull's strength.

Watching Chuffy slip off into the darkness, she'll move over to the gate and cover the approach with the crossbow.

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

Reta does the dead spider dance of joy! She runs over to Flappy and slaps him across the face with the flat edge of her dogslicer! "Flappy burn Reta again, Reta kill Flappy!"

Total aside, but STR isn't calculated into precision damage I don't believe. You don't get more damage for having a high STR so you shouldn't get less damage for having a low STR.

1d4-1+1d6

@Chuffy - shouldn't you have added sneak damage for the flank hit?

Reta starts singing: Reta chop and Reta bite!
Reta slay and Reta fight!
Reta stab and Reta smite!
Reta kills it all just right!

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Reta pushes deeper into the trees, yelling at Chuffy "You stab manylegs good now! Hey manylegs over here!" she flaps her arms and dogslicer around frantically trying to draw it's attention.

Aid other action (w/ flank): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

+2 to Chuffy's next hit

Reta plows deeper into the woods, keeping her big, bulbous head turned at the spider. "Reta kill manylegseatsbabies, find nest and eat manylegs babies!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

@GM Tektite - I know this is for PFS credit, but we aren't exactly bound by PFS rules (ie: no PVP) in a group of nasty, bloodthursty goblins...what are you thoughts on such things?

None - don't go there.
Some - keep it tasteful (and humorous).
Go for it - you're only hurting each other.

@Other goblins? Thoughts?

@Flappy - I don't mind taking the splash damage at all. Reta, however, will probably want some kind of retribution...just trying to figure out what is...agreeable with everyone and keeping it fun :)

Reta lost in though, planning for her big wedding to Chief Gutwad takes a long time to react to the manylegs in their midst. When she does, she yells "Manylegs no eat Reta!" drawing her dogslicer and attacking!

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Reta scoffs, clutching her gourd tightly, "Reta first. Reta best!"

"Reta ride Squealy Nord. No problem! Show tribe Reta good for marry Chief Gutwad." Reta rubs her grubby little hands together.

Reta nearly faints, grabbing onto Chuffy for support. "You...you hear Gutwad! Him talk to RETA!! Cheif Gutwad, Reta big big hero you know. Reta make Gutwad good wife! Reta find fireworks for our wedding day! Reta kill horses, Reta kill dogs twice! Reta chop off all Lotslegs legs!"

Reta runs screaming from the hut, yelling for something called 'engagement bonfire.'

Reta strides into Gutwad's house, her wedding vale perfectly in place. Her dogslicer sharpened and shiny. She seems surprised to see other goblins present, especially other males. "Reta can't marry all. Reta marry Gutwad. Queen Reta! All hail Queen Reta!" she says to the toad in her hand. " Spotol, I don't think Gutwad wants to marry me. Stupid Gutwad." she stomps her foot on the floor. She considers the toad in her hand for a moment, her bulbous head tiling sideways. She sticks her tongue way out and licks the back of the toad before stuffing it into her pocket. "Poog, Flappy, Chuffy, why you spoil my wedding?" She narrows her eyes at them. You've all seen this look before, Reta wants to fight.

I don't believe we need anything else besides an alias (and that doesn't even need to be listed as a PFS character). Since we are playing pre-gens for PFS credit, the GM just has to follow the mod and send us PFS Chronicles when we are done :)

Reta chop and Reta bite!
Reta slay and Reta fight!
Reta stab and Reta smite!
Reta kills it all just right!