We did big great stuff for Zarongel!
Really, this was very fun. Poog and Reta actually died when we played, but very fun. I can't recommend the WBG games enough!
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Wed to the Chief's daughter, Poog slakes his powerful thirst for lusty goblin-ladies and provides his new wife with 300 babies. Thanks for the game!
Yay!! The fireworks! We has them! Poog uses his wand up to heal himself and Mogmurch before walking back to the village. When he does, there's more spring in his step than before. With dogslicer in hand, Poog reenacts all the heroic deeds of the legendary Licktoad Heroes the entire way back.
Oooohh, Licktoad Heroes find fireworks, maybe?! Poog snaps out of the murderous frenzy with the sudden realization that they were here for a reason.
Yay, the Vorka-witch finally dead!
Poog knows, despite his limited understanding of cause and effect, that if Vorka does not die soon, the Licktoad Heroes surely will. Disregarding the two beast's threatening proximity, the devout goblin calls to the Terrible Barghest Hero-god while struggling to avoid the hungry maws of both frog and hated dog. Cursed fire of Zarongel take and eat the heretic, Vorka-witch!
Mog, Chuffs, Big-Reta-Head! You MUST kill the Vorka-witch! Zarongel no help us, WE the big heroes for Licktoad!
Diiiieeeeee!!!! the hateful zealot screams in a shrill voice like nails on a chalkboard.
Poog screams again, this time in frustration, Kill the Vorka-witch! Kill her! Kill her!
Having decent luck with fire, so far, Poog tries to finish off the hated cannibal.
Poog moves toward providing a flank against the enormous frog after his fire bolt (5' step to the square left and up from his current location)
Another blast! Relieved that she didn't curse him with her turn-coat hexes, Poog readies an action to draw once more from Zarongel's unholy flame if Vorka begins to cast a spell.
Kill the Vorka-witch! Kill her, kill her! Poog shouts in panic and hatred, and his beady little eyes flare with the red of Zarongel's fire. He braces himself for whatever the traitorous Goblin has in store for him.
Poog affects a grandiose, sweeping bow in response to the clear awe of his power of devotion.
Diiiieeeee!!!!! It's the Vorka-witch! Kill her!!! Poog walks into the hold, chanting his firey devotions and performs the action with which he hoped to surprise its inhabitants. Fire bolt, 6 fire damage- aimed at Vorka, hits 19 touch AC.
Readied action: fire bolt any living thing inside once I have a clean shot
This where fireworks are? We look around. Maybe here? Big, awful dog-beast here; maybe fireworks, too! Poog hops to his feet, wincing from the lingering pain in his magically healed shoulder and begins to ransack the room.
*Cough, cough* Grrrrgh, wicked, filthy dog-beast! A little out of it and still in terrible condition, Poog reaches for his dropped dogslicer first, followed by his stashed "stick-that-makes-you-better."
All better!
His shoulder mangled by a terrible dog-beast, Poog tries desperately to cling to life.
Stabilized!
Poog doesn't do much other than bleed. Dogsniffer takes the opportunity to relieve himself of his "companionship" with the goblin.
Poog screams as cuddles bites him- before the pain and blood loss take over and he loses consciousness...
Eager to claim his own loot, Poog scampers merrily to the aft deck and looks for any kind of entry into the vessel.
If he finds a door, he enters immediately and recklessly, without regard for safety or teamwork.
Poog squeals sadisticly as he moves toward the remaining dog and takes aim.
Poog follows Reta- Let's go kill the dogs! He climbs up behind her and draws a javelin. Hahahahaha! Dog-beast on a string,
The corners of Poog's wide, toothy mouth leak drool like a hungry dog's at the thought of silencing and eating the dogs he is hunting down. Zarongel is hate the mangy dogs! Reta seems to know where they are, so Poog follows her lead.
Poog grins enormously at Chuffy's suggestion. The thought of killing humans and dogs while being sneaky makes him so excited that he begins to shake. Dogkiller! Hyoo-man eater!
Without warning, the excited zealot begins making his way to the deck. In his excitement, he nearly forgets to step over the vines that would unleash the bee-trap.
Aaack! Poog cries out and jumps back down off the plank. He looks around quickly for something to throw at the nest.
Growing quite impatient, Poog makes for the ramp- with or without his fellows. Poog show other heroes. Poog get the fireworks. Then Poog be best goblin of all!
Gorged on under cooked horse-flesh, Poog grins evilly and tries to feed some to his toad companion. This where the Scribbleface find the fireworks? Let me look at map! We make the Scribbleface suffer for steal our words! He picks up and motions for the other heroes to join him toward the ramp.
Ah hahahahaha!
Poog dances with Mogmurch while praising his patron. The wicked, hungry look in his eyes growing more and more intense until the strain of celebration pushes him over the edge. Yaagh! Eat it! Eat it! The fire is almost out! Eat it! Eat it!
Having moved to what he believes is a safe distance, Poog makes a rude gesture at the rampaging horse. Ah hahahahaha! Your mama is Poog's dinner! Let's kill it! Kill! Kill!
Unnerved by the terrible beast's apparent choice of target, Poog screeches (and possibly soils himself). Eeeeeek! Non action: change mind about the javelin
The hyooo-mans ride those ugly beasts! Blegh! Kill it, kill it! The deranged priest seems infuriated by the presence of such an unholy creature- and appears to be moving toward it at an...unwise speed. His beady red eyes bulging as though they may burst from his large head, he reaches for his javelin, all the while screaming at the horse. Kill! Kill!...
Aaaaggghh! It's coming right at Poog! The terrified goblin moves quickly in his fear. Free action: switch dogslicer to off-hand
Take that, ugly beast!
Humunga-rutabaga-boo! Poog casts guidance on Chuffy and continues to move forward with any other goblin who keeps moving, preferring to sneak toward the horse.
Oooh! Ugly horse-beast! Let's go kill that thing first. Ugly beasts. Please, let's go kill it! Poog waits for a few seconds for the heroes to agree but begins stalking toward the horse even if they don't.
Ooooh! Maybe more fun things for Poog and other Licktoad heroes! Poog go and see! Poog walks to the fence and follows it around until he finds the gate. A sneaky little fellow, he tries his best to stay quiet.
Taffy? What is taffy? Poog is need some for great Bar-Breaker* and Dogsniffer and old Dogsniffer... Maybe one more piece in case we find new Dogsniffer." Poog tries to use his close ties to the hero-god Zarongel to leverage more candy but crosses the line by trying to secure even more for his pet toads, living, dead, or not yet found. When the other goblins' natural greed prevents them from being scammed by the little clergyman, he takes only one piece of taffy. He growls angrily before realizing that he cannot win, then he sulks while refusing to share his candy with his toads. "Croak!" the living one protests. Poog thumps it on the head.
BURNBURNBURNBURN!!! Poog runs, drunk on valor and waving his dogslicer wildly, to the corpse. He lights a torch and begins cooking Lotslegs Eat Goblin Baby Many by trying to catch half of it on fire. Heheheheheh. Fire! Dogsniffer...you have to try this!
Poog is consumed with a battle-lust with such a notorious monster so close to being vanquished. -Free action: Die, Lotslegs, DIE! DIE! -Move action: Move diagonally (down left) one square
-Standard action:
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Poog screams, terrified. He quickly realizes that there are other goblins about and composes himself. Lotslegs! Kill it! Kill! Kill!
How do you all want to divy up the fireworks? Which four patches do my sweet new duds still have?
Eager to show his worthiness to the mighty hero-god Zarongel, Poog boasts wildly that he can perform any challenge given. When he doesn't think any goblin is looking, though, his nerves get the best of him. Dance with Squealy Nord:
Eat a Bag of Slugs:
Hide or Get Clubbed:
Rusty Earbiter:
Sorry to hear. I hope everything turns out ok.
Oooh! Poog is looove snakes for eating!
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