GAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!!
The two halves of the bone devil, bisected at the waist by simultaneous sweeps of Excalibur and "Betsey Jo", fall with a clatter to the ground and burst into holy, purifying flames!
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F%+*in' Hell! These blokes hit bloody hard.... Better call in me guitarist, Randy.... Attempts to summon another bone devil, Randyrhodeus (35% chance, 01-35) , but alas, Randy is busy "shaggin' some Erinyes groupies"....
Clean's bullets rip into the devil's monstrous skull-like face! It shrieks in agony! OY!! YOU NASTY LITTLE MUNCHKIN!!! I'll chew your face off for that, ye little runt!!
The scintillating rainbow-crystal blade slices deep into the bone devil's evil flesh, twice! YYYYOOOOWWWWW!!!
Izzat so little girl?.... Well, how's about I bite your pretty little head off, an' skin your mates alive, then, 'cause.... I'm the bloody Prince o' f$%+in' Darkness, baby....
Appearing suddenly about 15 feet away from the little girl, near the central four shops, is a horror from a madman's darkest nightmares--a hulking, cadaverous, hybrid of insect and skeleton, some nine feet tall, with a scorpion-like tail! She means me, the prince o' f&~~in' darkness, baby....
Initiative *sigh* 'Ere we go again with the bloody ice cream story....man....I'm never gonna get any bloody music written for me next bloody album!
Perception Wuh? W-whuzzat? Sounds....of foots....stepping on me bloody stairs....little girls blubbering an' foots....stomping on me bloody stairs....how the f*&& am I s'posed to write me music with that rubbish in the background? |