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I would consider joining your ranks but I'm not too sure I trust your credentials. Besides I'm currently working for Lord President Moorluck. With any luck I will be able to slaughter....I mean work my way to the top very soon.

Slaughtering your way to the top is always encouraged here. You either rise in rank or get beat down. :)

So....is there on the job training for this assassin gig?

I'm an out of work alias and if it involved destruction, I'm in!

Indeed there is!

Destruction will run rampant as well!

Of course a poodle assassin, excellent for infiltration!

*bends down and pets poodle*

Casual Friday Monster wrote:

*saunters in wearing a muumuu made entirely out of Crocs*

Do you like my outfit? It combines my two favorite things.

Also, I knitted a sweater for one of you poodles. I had a little trouble with the pattern, so there are some extra sleeves. I'm sure no one will notice, though. Unless one of you knows a displacer beast who could use a little warmth... Ooh! I crack myself up.

I'll use the sweater I'm sure I could persuade my master to sew on a couple extra limbs. It would make my humps EXTRA-POWERFUL!!!

You don't get the extra limbs I gave them to that Girallon zombie I reanimated he needed more arms.

Onyx Emperor wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

Onyx Emperor wrote:

We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!

SLAM!! du duu-dah du du-dah

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Oh not the group?

<crickets>

Ooooh assassins...sign me up! I'm already onyx anyway...

Excellent the recruitment begins. Mwuhahahahaha!

uniforms?

You get a shiny black hood to sew onto the clothing you already have and an onyx pendant that signifies your rank in the assassins. yours has a teardrop shaped ruby in the middle, since you're the first to be recruited you get the rank of second in command.

I'm an assassin as well as an emperor.

Onyx Emperor wrote:

We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!

SLAM!! du duu-dah du du-dah

...
Oh not the group?

<crickets>

Ooooh assassins...sign me up! I'm already onyx anyway...

Excellent the recruitment begins. Mwuhahahahaha!

We have dental, vision, and health. Every important building is built out of onyx. Oh yeah and you can apply to join the ranks of the infamous and imperial funded Onyx Assassins!