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Also, how do you say "Achahut"?

Writing and planning were not Odie's thing. Someone to take care of Beloved, but all his possessions where there so he could kill bigger things faster.

Well, it was a good run Odie: 485 posts. What should I roll up next? If it's not another barbarian, there is going to be a bit of a learning curve, haha.

Round 1
HP: 27/48

Odie howls in RAGE at the newly inflicted pain from the lizard he was trying to help.

"WHY DID YOU HIT ME? WAS TRYING TO HELP! NOW I'LL HELP YOU IN ANOTHER WAY!"

Odie swings his greatsword with reckless abandon at Achahut.
Adamantine Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 12 + 1 + 2 = 18
Damage: 3d6 + 18 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5, 3, 4) + 18 + 1 + 2 = 33
+1 from Mud, +2 from favored enemy

Odie gets 's behind the dinosaur and howls at it.

"Are you saying we should charge in and save the creature from that terrible lizard with the pick?"

I forgot we were still on the map, fail.

"We should wait and just fight the victor. They'll be tired and probably wounded by the time we have to fight them."

"Alright, let's go."

Round 2
HP: 37/48

Odie roars at the remaining scaled creature and slices at him.
Adamantine Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Damage: 3d6 + 15 ⇒ (4, 2, 1) + 15 = 22

Round 1
HP: 48/48

Odie runs aroudn the back of the lizards and attacks the centern one.
Adamantine Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Damage: 3d6 + 15 ⇒ (4, 3, 1) + 15 = 23

"Uh, we kill lizards not talk to them."

"Mud, go check it out."

"Do you guys want to talk? Last time that didn't work out so well for us."

Odie falls asleep 3 words into Alset's story.

"Aww, I was looking forward to fightin' a big green cat."

Round 3
HP: 34/48

Since attempts to communicate are going poorly, Odie holds up the unconscious plant and dangles him/her over the edge while pointing his club a the one attacking Ood and screams to get its attention. Once it looks his way, he will shake the creature then while looking into the creature's eyes, he will drop his great club on the bridge next to himself. Once the club has clattered to the ground, Odie points his massive finger at the creature across the broken bridge, indicating that he should do the same.
Once he does, Odie will point to the others, trying to get the other to tell them to drop their weapons.

For some reason, they don't want any of these little ones dead. Maybe they are children?

Whoops, I forgot to have him wipe off the green gunk, hahaha. I guess he was too mad and wanted to hit him instead.

Round 1
HP: 37/48

Odie yells in surprise at being burned by the acid.
"Hum? Ahhh! These green plants burn guys, be sure to get rid of them if they stick them to you!"
Then to the greenman before him.
"You'll pay for this! I liked those pants!"

Greatclub Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Leathal Damage: 2d8 + 15 ⇒ (6, 5) + 15 = 26

I guess we were expected to tear up their pretty statue instead of just walking past it, haha

Round 1
HP: 46/48

"Mud, I was also surprised when the statue didn't attack us as we walked by. Are we killing these greenies or just knocking them out? He seems so cute, I'm not sure I /want/ to kill him."

Odie ignores the new garnish attaching itself to him and smashes his club into the green man.

Greatclub Non-Leathal: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Damage: 2d8 + 15 ⇒ (2, 7) + 15 = 24

Odie tosses Ood a second rope to tie at shoulder height once he has secured the first rope to the bridge or something else suitably solid.

"Those tar pits sound less promising, but we should go their first, see if we can find a huge weapon to smash the lizards in the temple."

Odie rummages thru the room looking for significant tithes or donations, being sure to check out the alters and decorations for anything of value.
checking for loot: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15

I crited on the 2000th post! Woohoo!

Round 1
HP: 47/48

"Bones means club right? I will shatter them all!"

Greatclub Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Damage: 2d8 + 15 ⇒ (7, 6) + 15 = 28
If an 11 confirms, 31+28=59 damage

"It was just a flesh wound." Odie says while trying to shake off the fact that he was dying, again.
Though, dying impaled on the horns of a great beast isn't the worst way to go.

"Let's check out this room!"
Per: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 32

Odie checks the dead chest for loot, then follows Stonewall.

Round 1
HP: 48/48

"Let's bust you open and see if there is any treasure inside!"

Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage: 3d6 + 13 ⇒ (5, 5, 2) + 13 = 25

After checking the room, assuming nothing strange happens, Odie will open the chest.

Perc: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31
Odie checks the place out. If the fishing gear looks in decent shape, he'll take enough for him to fish with.
Odie is more watchful near the water, knowing that some animal or anOtter might still be living there.

"down, down to Goblin town...

"Nice shot Mud!"
Odie searches the body and surrounding area for loot.
Perc: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31

Round 2
HP: 48/48

Odie runs up bellowing and pulls out his greatsword to slash at the monster.
Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 2 = 27
Damage: 3d6 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (6, 5, 3) + 13 + 2 = 29

Odie explores the area, searching and keeping an eye out for enemies.

Perc: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (12) + 14 = 26

Odie sings as they make their way:
"If there's something strange in you village inn
Who you gonna call? (Muddy Mariners)
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call? (Muddy Mariners)
I ain't afraid of no ghouls
I ain't afraid of no ghouls"

Did I already make this joke? I feel like I did.

Odie is ready to roll out whenever everyone else gets their stuff done.

During the downtime he'll lounge around the beach drinking, take part in the fight club(if they'll let a Large in, haha), and eating all the sausage he can find.

Odie also requests his new gear as well.

"While we wait for our new gear, do you guys think we should go check out those Ghol-Ghan ruins to the north-west or was there something else we need to check out first?"

"You don't find that odd or disagreeable?"

Aside to the MM Odie whispers "So, we're just going to gloss over the fact that she fed the ape the crew?"

Odie perks up at the mention that she's a cook.
"The food at the Hearth isn't great. I'm sure any place could do with a better cook. Try the Bloated Unicorn when we get back. We're regulars there or you could always open your own place."

"Hey Alset, we've got a live one up here. Can you see what you can do for her?"

If I remember right, when I un-rage, those temp hitpoints go away first. So, like just now, if I was at 28/60 it becomes 28/48.

Odie thanks Alset for the heals and checks out the rest of the craft from a more stable footing.

perc: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

Round 2
HP: 28/60

As the boat gives way, Odie attempts to stay on his feet.
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

I really need to work on my balance

Odie fails to stay on his feet and slides.
slide distance: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Odie, now closer to what is causing his rage, stands up and takes a swing at it.
Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 12 + 2 = 30
Damage: 3d6 + 17 + 2 ⇒ (1, 1, 6) + 17 + 2 = 27

Round 1
HP: 60/60

Odie, still upset at his inability to attack during the last battle, instantly pops his RAGE on the creature.

"ALRIGHT KOKO, I DON'T KNOW ANY SIGN LANGUAGE, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'LL TAKE MY MEANING!"

Greatsword Attack: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 12 + 2 = 24
Damage: 3d6 + 17 + 2 ⇒ (4, 5, 6) + 17 + 2 = 34

How many arms does this thing need?

Odie also explores the rest of the boat.

Odie gets up and is angry at having been knocked over, TWICE, and not being able to enact his revenge.

Odie stands up and raises himself to full height. Letting loose a Bellow!
"No one puts me down and lives to tell the tale!"
Then he uses his remaining movement to get in range of the creature, drawing his weapon.
1club 2sword: 1d2 ⇒ 2

"Looks easy enough to get up and in there."
Odie tied up the boat, thanks Blast.
"I'd like to paint you red for winning is this race, but I don't seem to have any paint with me. Do you mind waiting here for our return trip?"

After his conversation with Blast the Dolphin, Odie makes his was nimbly up towards the boat.

Odie tosses the dolphin one of the rope lines tied to the boat and attempts to get Blast to pull it using his previous roll.

HA check: Work (DC 15) or do I need to reroll?
"Come on Blast, pull my boat!"

"Well, this is embarrassing." Odie says looking bewildered at the speed they were making but disappointed in the direction.

Odie looks around for a water animal to convince to pull them to their destination.

Perceptoin: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (12) + 14 = 26
Handel Animal: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

Odie jumps in a boat with whoever joins him and rows hard, attempting to outpace the other boat.

Str: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

"Last boat there buys the grog!"