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15 posts. Alias of Laithoron.


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There is an audible *CRACK* as Lureene's missiles strike home and O'beilumanji teeters for a moment, clots of thick, black hair shedding from his face and limbs as he reverted to his human form. With his last bit of strength before his malicious heart beat no more, he pointed to the sky above, and thru teeth stained with blood, murmured, "Dat's right womun, jou come when O'beilumanji say..."


The sound of the Master Chief's blow striking home the tumult of the great stone golems breaking apart! Huge boulders crashed to the ground pelting Isaac with debris. Yet over it all could be heard O'beilumanji's wrathful screams as Grak repeatedly struck and shocked him from beyond reach. "Damn jou... Weetch! Lucretia, where jou at?!"

The man-beast's black fur now smoked and was matted to his dripping flesh with the blood that poured from myriad wounds. It looked as though with the slightest blow he would succumb to his wounds.

Next Up: Enemy, Isaac, Darvesch, Malinda, Grak, Everyone Else
MAP: Arrowhead Citadel, (Round 479d)


O'beilumanji growled in anger. Not only had his quarry humiliated twice over, but now she floated above, mocking his prowess. Meanwhile the stone men had become sluggish and his witch was nowhere to be seen.

Quickly he assessed his targets. The dwarf's axe was powerful, but it didn't make his flesh recoil the way the long-ears' accursed elven steel did. The tall one might have killed him if not for the protection that Lucretia informed him the stone men conferred. It was that simple, the tall man needed to die.

With extraordinary swiftness, O'beilumanji rolled backwards, flipping himself back to his feet in a single move. A searing blow from the blonde warrior caught him across the chest, but that was nothing compared to what he was about to do. "Jou gots nooo idea wat O'beilumanji's gunna do ta dat fiiine seestah o' jours!"

Even as a curse formed on Isaac's lips, a flurry of teeth and claws were upon him. Narrowly the major blocked one claw, then another, yet only too late did he realize O'beilumanji's true aim. With a savage roar, the man-beast clamped down on his throat with filthy, yellow fangs, tearing and rending at his neck in the hopes of opening his jugular!

Rolls:
5-ft step using Rogue Crawl talent.
Free action: Stand up using Stand Up talent.
Full Attack using Hunter's Surprise advanced talent (1/day).

Acrobatics vs I DC 29 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22 fail: I AoO
Acrobatics vs g DC 23 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (20) + 21 = 41 success: no AoO
I AoO 1d20 + 15 + 4 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 15 + 4 + 2 - 2 = 33 Alis, flank, power attack
dmg 1d8 + 8 + 4 + 4 + 4d6 ⇒ (5) + 8 + 4 + 4 + (1, 2, 2, 6) = 32 Alis, power attack, sneak

claw 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (2) + 19 = 21 tiger pounce
claw 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 23 tiger pounce
bite 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (13) + 19 = 32 tiger pounce
dmg 2d6 + 10 + 9 + 7d6 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 + 9 + (2, 3, 2, 5, 1, 6, 4) = 46 tiger pounce, sneak

Next Up: Enemy, Everyone Else
MAP: Arrowhead Citadel, (Round 479b)

    Party Buffs:
  • +4: Attacks & Damage (2 morale, 2 competence)
  • +2: Saves & Other Checks (2 morale)

  • A hp: 32 = 32/41
       (mage armor 0et, shield other 3md, resist fire 20 4db, see invisibility 4db, good hope r390, fly r550)
  • M hp: 62 = 62/62
  • D hp: 74 = 74/85
       (resist fire 20 4db, divine favor r483)
  • I hp: 66 - 46 = 20/66
       (resist fire 20 4:45db)
  • L hp: 55 = 55/55
       (mage armor 4md, shield r533)
  • g: 47 = 47/47
       (invisibility r534)

  • I hp: 60 = 60/60
  • M hp: 90 = 90/90
       Str 13 + 3 = 16/ 18 -1 penalty
  • S hp: 62 = 62/62
       (resist fire 20 4:45db)
  • T hp: 63 = 63/65
       (resist shock 20 3md, shield other: Alis 3md, 1 negative level 3md)


As Darvesch spun around behind his Frænka, he knew that the move would cost him. Yet if it meant sparing his cousin or someone else from having their face ripped off then so be it.

Yet just as he expected the impact, O'beilumanji instead hit the floor, legs swept out as Alis sought to protect her Frændi. Yet even at such a disadvantage, the bastard still managed to rake the back of his leg before the dwarf could bring his axe crashing down upon him.

Although it was a powerful blow, instead of disjointing an arm, or cracking a limb, the attack seemed to have been ablated in a fashion similar to the injury Alis has received only moments earlier.

"Zhusteece?" O'beilumanji's laugh was a tiger's growl, "Dere's nooo such ting!"

Rolls:
A immediate action: Redirection (trip) DC 34 1d20 + 11 + 2 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 11 + 2 + 5 = 34 GH, tiger pounce
O Reflex DC 14 (to avoid being sickened) 1d20 + 13 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 13 + 3 = 26

AoO vs A 1d20 + 19 - 0 ⇒ (3) + 19 - 0 = 22 tiger pounce
AoO vs D 1d20 + 19 - 0 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 19 - 0 - 4 = 29 tiger pounce, prone
dmg 1d8 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 10 + 6 = 21 tiger pounce


Theme: THE BEAST

"Clevah womun," O'beilumanji sneered, eyes taking on a feral gleam, "but don' jou know, jou nevah cornuh DA BEAST!"

As the man verily shouted the word 'beast', he gave a terrific roar of pain and rage, punctuated by the sound of his blade striking the stone floor. Before your very eyes, his jaw extended and his face grew broad with a pronounced, feline snout even as thick black hair covered his body.

With a savage grin full of hate and malice, there were-man bellowed, "STONE MEN, PROTECT ME!" before lunging at Alis. Thankfully, quick reactions saved her and she knocked aside what would surely have been a life-threatening blow with her empty hand.

In response to their 'master's' command, the roof of the tower shook as the two golems began to make their way towards those surrounding O'beilumanji, the one nearest the stairs at a veritable snail's crawl.

Rolls:
claw 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (12) + 19 = 31

Next Up: Enemy, Everyone Else
MAP: Arrowhead Citadel, (Round 478)

Rob: Since you forgot to take a move action last round, Amhranai may take a single move action without risking an AoO from the golems before she takes this round's actions.


O'beilumanji hesitated for a moment, looking first at Lureene and then to Alis. In a contemplative tone he mused, "Da rightful Guv'nah..."

Finally nodding, he walked toward her, the proper end of the trebuchet's control rod extended to the Princess. Yet even as Alis hopped down from her perch, to meet him in the middle and accept it, Darvesch and Isaac caught a gleam in the man's eyes that the slipped past the women.

It was the resolve to kill!

Rolls:
Slippery Mind DC 18 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 9 + 3 = 21
Bluff 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (13) + 17 = 30

Sense Motive Checks:
A 1d20 + 23 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 23 + 2 = 27 GH
M 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 11 + 2 = 27 GH
D 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 18 + 2 = 33 GH
I 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 11 + 2 = 31 GH
L 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 = 8 GH

I 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 = 7 GH
M 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 2 = 18 GH
S 1d20 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 2 + 2 = 11 human, GH

O quickdraw 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (15) + 19 = 34
dmg 1d6 + 10 + 7d6 - 21 ⇒ (3) + 10 + (3, 4, 6, 2, 3, 5, 6) - 21 = 21 sneak, shield other


As Lureene's invisibility spell fades, the powerfully built Obanohi warrior stands still for a moment, stroking his neatly cropped beard for a moment before holding up a hand. "Stay dere, stone man..."

Rolls:
Will DC 18 1d20 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 9 + 3 = 14


"Talk," O'beilumanji scoffed, "jou long ears reeeaaal good at da talk. But O'beilumanji tink dis: O'beilumanji tink, da best way ta kill a beast is jou cut it off at da head! Sounds like O'beilumanji gots dat head right here naw..."

"You dere, stone man," he pointed to the golem by the stairs, "crush dis so-called gov'nuh."


Man or monster, O'beilumanji stood upright from where he crouched by his captive and turned to face the speaker. The man stood just over six feet tall, strongly built yet lightly armored so as to be quick on his feet. Around his shoulders he wore a dark green, nearly black cloak clasped at the throat with a bronze medallion. Black war-paint was smeared across his eyes, and a nose-ring was evident as his nostrils flair in a sneer.

"Aah... so da elves dey send tree liddle women? Hmm..." He looked up towards the top of the trebuchet, Well mebbe two o' jous anyway. Ain't none of jous bad-lookin' for whiteys, but O'beilumanji already gots hisself a woman. Mebbe da two heavy-chested ones make O'beilumanji good concubines..."

As he flung his arms wide in throaty laughter, a pair of shortswords could be seen on his hips. In spite of his crude demeanor, the terrorist's gear appeared to be of exceptional quality. It was certainly apparent that he had no problem seeing invisible foes.


Theme: Big O

As the last echoes of the 3 o'clock bell faded away, a new sound, harsh and bellicose rang out from the tower as O'beilumanji renewed his threats and gloating, some manner of magic increasing the volume of his voice, projecting it across Port Eldarion.

"Well den, dat dere was da terd bell, no? An whadaya know, dem long-ears up in dere palace ain't nowhere. Mebbe dey no care. Jour momma no care bout jou boy? Jour pappa no care neider? Mebbe O'beilumanji da only one knows elves ain't got no care for nobody..."


"Terd Bell!" The villain's voice boomed out once more even as the trebuchet reset. "By terd bell, jou give O'beilumanji all dems elves in da palace who let da slavin' go on Freetown or another of deese rich man's kids end up like dat one!"

"Oh an don' jou sneaky elves be tinkin' jou's outsmaatin' O'beilumanji neider. O'beilumanji got witch of his own, make jour blood boil an bones leave jous behind! Make deese kids last hour be like daaays! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaa..."


"Terd Bell!" The villain's voice boomed out once more even as the trebuchet reset. "By terd bell, jou give O'beilumanji all dems elves in da palace who let da slavin' go on Freetown or another of deese rich man's kids end up like dat one!"

"Oh an don' jou sneaky elves be tinkin' jou's outsmaatin' O'beilumanji neider. O'beilumanji got witch of his own, make jour blood boil an bones leave jous behind! Make deese kids last hour be like daaays! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaa..."


Even as her screaming continued, you could see the trebuchet turn counter-clockwise to face a large castle on the southern shore of the large island. All the while O'beilumanji continued to address you. "See? Money. Dat seems like it be all jou's unnastand. Ting is, O'beilumanji dun care bout jour money or nobody else money."

And in the next moment the counterweight of the trebuchet dropped once more, flinging a boulder in a high arc straight for the keep. All around the harbor, you could hear a scream of horror go up.

Rolls:
Perception Checks
A 1d20 + 15 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 15 + 3 = 26 alertness
k 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21
D 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23
I 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15
L 1d20 + 8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 8 + 3 = 13 alertness
g 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (20) + 18 = 38
T 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

S 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22


"Oooh, but meeebbe jou just dunno nuthin' bout it? Mebbe jou can no see dat far? Not to Freehold? Mebbe O'beilumanji not talk so good, mebbe better if O'beilumanji makes jou listen hard!"


"Fooools, hear me nooow!" Before Alis could finish her question, a loud voice with a heavy Zuck accent boomed out across the harbor.

"Aaall da haarboor belongs to O'bei-lu-MAN-ji now! Jou don' know who dat is? No? Noooo, why should jooou care? Jou who sit by and grow fat while uthas slaaave awaaay in jour fieeelds? Fields jou stooole from da Obanohi wit da help o' dem Dafari dogs jou keep?"