Jalros

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26 posts. Alias of CucumberTree.


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Due to real life obligation, I, unfortunately, will need to retire my character.


None draws his pistol and blows off the lock. Friend computer gave us a universal KEY!


None hangs out for a while as everyone stands around, seemingly not knowing what to do. He stares at Doc as best as he can, and finally blurts. Are we waiting for the floor to clean ITSELF!


Can you describe the scene/environment friend computer?


yo!


None exits the elevator in the order that team leader prescribes and looks around.


None smiles broadly and waves at the GREENS like an excited girlfriend as the doors close.


The stress of anticipation is finally too much for None. He accidentally falls into the bank of elevator buttons, lighting them up like a Christmas tree. The elevator rumbles to life as he picks himself off the floor.


"Killer Clowns From Outer Space" is a great film. Next year go with "Slither" :P

Happy holidays, you commie traitors.


Troubleshooting wrote:

Get quickly scoops up the corn chips with his bush broom and dumps them into a nearby incinerator, dodging away from the flames that are enlarged by the excessive oil content.

Thank you, friend None, for your quick thinking. You saved all of us. says Get, But you should not have endangered Computer property like that. The Scrub-Bot is more valuable than any of us. Had he been damaged, I would have had to execute you for misuse of a bot...but thank you.

None approximates direct eye to eye contact with Get. Thank you friend Get for your appreciative castigation for my unwise quick THINKING! None thoroughly checks out the bot to insure it is not damaged in anyway.

None follows the rest to the elevator, waiting for the team leader to press a button.


Arguing with the computer is TREASON!


Doc LUV wrote:
As Get warns None against touching his friend again, Doc clears his throat and hands Get a laser barrel. He continues handing out laser barrels till *everyone except Charles has one.

*Highlight is mine


None drops his Corn chips and kicks 2R-L8 into the path of the grenade. As the grenade hits the bowl of the bot, None dives for the silvery handle. The water spout sends the grenade into the air. None spins with his back to the floor, and his gun firing. All the while, he hopes to ignite the explosive over and away from them.

rollin': 1d20 ⇒ 8


Mr. Corn wrote:
FRIEND COMPUTER and Glorious Citizen Team Leader! Safety Officer is jeopardizing the stability of this mission by making irresponsible/felonious accusations.

Is anyone else hearing a Commie ECHO!


Mr. Corn wrote:
Just a saying from the murky past, nothing treasonous here NONE except your hygiene and lack of ability to keep your hands to yourself. Enjoy, your CORN CHIPS packaging and lets move along.

None watches Corn spew his antisocial attitude with a smile. Team Leader, as Safety Officer, I must state false accusations of treason are TREASONOUS! Action should be taken before Commie ideas and attitudes undermine the mission and SAFETY!

The troubleshooter locks and loads his laser pistol.


None looks in the bag. He looks up and says, What in the Computer's benevolent orders are STARS!

Treasonous Knowledge???


Troubleshooting wrote:

Get’s eyes bulged in surprise and disgust.

He stepped between None and Scrub-bot.

Friend citizen. This bot is under my protection and care. I’ll ask you not to do that again.

None smiles pleasantly at Get. He was able to do something that Get only dreams about. Only until 2R-L8 begs for me to do it AGAIN!


None shakes off his hand and pulls cancerlite cigarette from his breast pocket. He lights it with his FunFun Lighter and takes a long drag. That was FANTASTIC!


None feels the primordial pull from deep within his DNA to touch the handle. He sidesteps closer and closer to Get and the Scrub-bot. It was only through a sheer force of will that keeps him in check. However his eyes look longingly at the handle. Of course, everyone else thinks his look might be meant for them. Despite his iron will. His hand slowly and surreptitiously reaches out for the silvery siren of porcelain perfection.


Looking at Dudley, None realizes that Corn's ability to preform his duties as Hygiene officer is capricious at best. Or perhaps Corn is actually trying to angle for his Safety officer position...either way it reflects poorly on the Team Leader.

:P


Trap-R-JON wrote:
"Oh, not, I love paperwork! Really reminds me how awesome Friend Computer is!"

When you say 'not' are you referring to me, or am I just being paranoid?


None happily cleans his nails using his other hand's nails and flicking the sticky dirt. His pleasant smile never wavers as they break up to later reconvene at the Equipment depot. He watches as they leave one by one until he is the only one left. His practiced smile doesn't drop even when alone.

None arrives early to the Equipment depot while humming to himself contently.


None extends his hands to collect whatever is offered. He says as if it was a blessing to each item given. Friend Computer loves and cares for YOU! Stay SAFE! All hail friend COMPUTER!


None enters late. He looks around with a pleasant smile on his face. He grabs an empty mug and is about to fill it, as the pot of coffee-like drink heads out the other door. He stares at the area. You're not sure where, as his eye is not only lazy but collecting welfare. He drinks deep from the empty cup and lowers it with a satisfied sigh. Friend Computer tells me that my meager skills as troubleshooter are needed HERE!


Will I be getting a dossier? or should I just post in gameplay thread?


As long as it's only one PEVERSION!