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Armor clad Goblin walks in, looks everyone up and down and spends an extra second looking at how similar he looks to Grunk.
"Nogtiff like the look of Grunk. Grunk like Cayden too. Me thinks Grunk could go fight bad long shanks together.
Pulling out a few mugs from his back pack, Nogtiff looks between his empty mug and Grunk's keg with puppy dog eyes.
"Nogtiff have song too. Everyone shut up and listen."
Taking a deep breath, Nogtiff begins to sing his song.
"Nogtiff poke and Nogtiff block
Nogtiff make sure you can talk
Nogtiff hate both chains and rope
Nogtiff always smash the yoke
Slavers mean and slavers dumb
Nogtiff stab slaver in the bum
Any slaver who take my friend
Will swiftly meet their slaver end
Cayden drink and Cayden fight
Cayden guzzle through the night
He spread the word of liberty
Drank too much and gots to pee. "
Afterwards, Nogtiff looks around for applause and more drinks.