A pink scaled kobold comes into the room, sits down and sighs.
"I don't know of I am still a kobold, but since the accident, I ooze. I Nick Nack.
Pleased to meet you... oh darn..."
You see the kobold melt into an ooze in the chair. "Oops, I stayed me to long." He brings out a bucket from within himself, and climbs into it.
"I still PF1 Kobold... Ooze? Uh, yeah."