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Male Human Rogue/ 3

Fa'zakar's arrow plunges into the bear chest of Wolf 1 that was squared with Evelyn. It gives a yelp and a snarl, still unseeing Fa'Zakar at it mistakes its attacker for Evelyn.

Snarl, BITE!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

Wolf 1 snaps up at Evelyn and is smacked down by her shield.

The wolves simultaneously all howl, seeing their apparent Alpha in pain.

Remember that you *are* in a cave, and these *are* pack animals. Evelyn you're up next!


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Thank God I'm back home. I was a good pawn, eh guys?

As Nexus left the ship, he went straight home, into the arms of the woman he loved that he had nearly forgotten-

And smashed all his mother f%!~ing windows.


Male Human Rogue/ 3

<3


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and damn, Clara dropped her gun :( That is some serious b&!~~#&% on the dice hahahaha


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I think it is because the DOCTOR is a f##&ing DICK BAG


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*GASP* AM I STABLE????


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If I Had a Voice: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (19) - 3 = 16

Iiiiii hi eee iiii hi eee iiiiii, If I had a voice then I would siiiiiing


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I'm going to go ahead and roll that and Nexus' inner dying monologue before the campaign goes all screwey on me a freakin' gain lol

I wanna wish you a merry christmas!: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (11) - 2 = 9

What... is this tingling? Is this death? I always read it doesn't hurt. Does... does this hurt?


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Sorry, the campaign post keeps saying not available when I post, then updates all the posts, then refreshes and puts in the posts again lmfao so I'm not seeing things like "-1 hit points Nexus" or anything else until AFTER I already posted about it.

F+*+in' campaign glitch when it's getting good -_-


Male Human Rogue/ 3

CLEAR! CA-CHUNK! CLEAR! CA-CHUNK!: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3


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I am unconscious-

Am I allowed to stabilize myself like that?


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I'm unconscious- am I allowed to do that?


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I was just about to say- I still have a torch in my right pocket, easily accessible!

I should have used it on the g~~ d$~n window when I was sneaking to end this s&!#, RIPLEY STYLE!

<3


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Alright guys, the pawn has been sacrificed, do me well!

I was right... it's... it's just the beginning... Damn... Wonder if I'll live to see.... To see the end of that planet.... I have to tell them... have to... have to tell them what it is... what that planet is...

But Nexus could not speak, he was dying- subdued almost permanently this time by that crazy psycho b#*$* once again.

13 - 14 = -1, so I am technically in the "dying" position, no longer grappling, have fallen essentially unconscious aside from whatever further illusions/ will casts the Doctor continues to put on Nexus


Male Human Rogue/ 3

lmfao @James Woods.

"Ooh piece of candy."

"OOOH. Piece of candy!"


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Callista if you F$+$ING leave us on this hell hole I am breaking the g@* d#!n window.


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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

I don't remember the gargoyles much, I know when I was really little and first saw it the goat made me laugh pretty hard.

Wasn't a bad movie, just, you know, know that I'm cool and 22 only the Lion King and Hercules have the dark humor to make me laugh LMFAOOOO

*Not going to lie- I actually forgot about Hunchback to be honest.*

OH- Aladdin too. Aladdin is so f!%%ing hilarious. Genie and the Parrot hahaha.


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Oh wow-

I don't think I've seen this Tate Donovan person ever before in my life lmfaooo


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Now I have to look it up so I can feel dumb that I don't know, even though he is the #1 reason I watch that movie about 1x every 3 months. Hercules and Lion King are pretty much the only Disney ones I can stand lmfao.


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Lol Xander Pain and Panic, YES hahahaha reporting for duty!

We are worms!


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big money big money big money.....

F*%% ME: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 2 = 13
F+*$ ME SIDEWAYS: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 1 + 2 = 22

;alksjd;vlandfiubpnqoeriwjfl;qaskdf;

Instead of using his head to break the window, I'm going to do this in his eye holes.


Male Human Rogue/ 3

he should have never done whatever he did with that psychotic b$$@& lol incoming natty 1 on next grapple check hahahahah


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As tempting as it was to try and bash this a%+%+$$s head into the window until it broke, sucking us both outside Alien whatever # it was style,

He could not find a rational strategic reason to do so. <3


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Screw it if you shoot me, you shoot me Xander! You want this madness to stop or not??? And you-

Nexus looked deep into the empty pits of the Doctor. He couldn't tell if this was another mishap, some sort of failed science experiment or not. Was this the person controlling everything? Or was this just another one of the Abyss' pawns? IF the Abyss was even real.

You're going to tell me who and what that psychotic b&##~ who nearly killed me was if it's the last thing I hear!

K K K K KOMBO BREAKER: 1d20 + 2 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 2 + 5 = 18

Nexus gave another look to Xander- then back to the doctor.
Xander, then the Doctor, Xander, then the Doctor, as he slowly moved the Doctor towards Xander, with the Doctor's back facing Xander.

I wonder what fear looks like in YOUR eyes, Doctor.

Only a cat of a different coat, the only truth I know.... A coooat of red, a coat of gold, a lion still has claws... but mine are long, and sharp my lord, as long and sharp as yours-

DRAMATIC FLANKING SONG INITIATED: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

I am moving the Doctor into a Flanked position in Xander's direction, since Marco just shot his last bullet. I am unsure of the range, but I'm assuming Xander will, by initiative, throw the gun, then I will move my max 15 feet to put this a+! h+@$ in position


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Oh well s*!$, what does my cookie do?

I'm kind of glad I saved it, even though it wasn't intentional.

Was it a re-roll one?


Male Human Rogue/ 3

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL GOTTA CATCH EM ALL


Male Human Rogue/ 3

You forget, Marco....


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omg wait, I just noticed

The GM finally gave me a window!

GM- DC to break the window??????


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I know just being dumb ;P


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It's nice- reading on the beach, forces you to really disconnect a little bit from the whole tech stuff.

But when even WHEN their wifi is on it takes ten f%!!ing minutes for me to just check my work email as if I'm 10 years old with dial up again-

Yeah, that's kind of a "grrr" inducing moment. Pretty sure we are leaving tonight, so let the action continue!

And hey, F+##ERS *looks at Xander and Marco* don't get in the way of my charge or I won't be able to do it!

<3 Jk :P


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Yeah it's really f*$#ing stupid.

Like in a heart beat the DNS just stops firing and nothing works for anyone anymore, including their own wifi that the owners *right next to the cottage we stay in* have.

Sounds like hillbilly mis-installed s~%~ problems to me hahahahahha


Male Human Rogue/ 3

What does a soldier that sees a landmine or grenade do? Jump on it and warn the rest of the team <3

See discussion for out of turn lol sorry bout that ruining the flow a little there xD


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Yeah I have somewhere between 20 minutes and 1 hour before the cheap bastards that run this lake house shut off their wifi *which makes zero sense but they are 60 so who the hell knows lol*

Not to rush the game, just wanted to make sure I got at least one move in before I'm up and about tomorrow again hahaha


Male Human Rogue/ 3

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL GOTTA CATCH EM ALL


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Eh. Most of the time the GM fixes our initiative to begin with. <3

I figured I'd post now before this s+@$ty wifi goes off at f++@ing midnight again (stupid s+%~ty resort)


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Oh wait a f+*!ing second-

Do I have a cookie gm? Don't tell me I had a g#% d+!n cookie I forgot about lolol


Male Human Rogue/ 3

A fitting final song for Nexus the Paranoid Strategist

Name that verse! (to match your name that pokemon s@%& going on here lolol )


Male Human Rogue/ 3

I am the pawn. I am the pawn. I am the pawn.

Marco and Xander were near one another, they could most likely back each other up.

Nexus didn't remember Clara having any weapons, and even though Xander was the first to call out his location, he went after Clara right away.

He thinks she's the weakest link, and is going to save her for last

Nexus returned the blow torch to his pocket as he sang an old song that echoed through his head as he looked at the smug eyeless creature, attempting to draw the full attention of it to himself so the others could attack it at once.

Even if it meant hitting him, too.

And who are you, the proud lord said, that we must bow so low...

Performance/Singing: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

Charge: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 + 2 = 22
Grapple: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

Alignment changed to Chaotic Good as a surge of adrenaline from killing the beast and chess analogies pump through his veins, along with a renewed desire to protect Clara after she healed the others and attempted to heal him


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Are you F*$%ING kidding me? I swear its rape every time I have a chance to do something good lmfaoooo

Nexus hones in on the creature, still moving in stealth of the darkness to take it from behind-

He definitely did not want to die, and especially not via its talon scythe.

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

How far away is this f@%@er from me now? If I don't have to move, following damage rolls please

Attack Roll F%&* Natty 1's: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

Sneak Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 9
Blow Torch Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4

maybe if its caught flat footed I hit it.... maybe. Lol


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Omg

I'm going to eat a small f+!#ing animal if my computer stops letting me post in the campaign again lolol


Male Human Rogue/ 3

^ THATS NOT XANDER :P

AoO: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
AoO: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Well... It's uh...

It's going horrible. LMFAO although I finally got a f&#%ing natty twenty on a stealth roll I really needed so <3


Male Human Rogue/ 3

I am assuming that the creature is more than 5 feet away. If not let me know, and I will roll for attack and additional sneak attack damage. I am moving in on the creature you mentioned that is off to the right


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I'm of a mind of Xander. I'm already half dead, it cannot get much worse for me.

They are hiding... why? They are most likely stronger than us, they could most likely kill us off one by one if they wanted too. Instead... No. That voice.

We're pawns, and so are they. These aren't the real deal, these aren't the major threat. This is just a taste of the Abyss, whatever that psychopath calls this. That world- Nexus caught himself glaring at the world that hid the creature off to the right.

He wanted a closer look.

F*%@ you, ugly ass creature!

Be cautious! This is most likely only the beginning!

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

I am attempting to sneak into my own flank position around the creature


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Yup, I rolled it myself. Got it right here lol I must have thought you meant max for level 1, and rolled the other two.

Got 8+6+7, +3 for feat.

Annnd there it is lmfao.


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Well what the absolute f*$! town did I do now. LOL.

First feats and now health, this f#$%ing guy. I wonder if I didn't see that and actually rolled my heath count. I don't see it anywhere in my character notes.

We can keep it the same or change it- I'm fine with either or since it's my negligence not you lolol


Male Human Rogue/ 3

It can't see us, but now we can't see IT.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 4 + 1 = 21


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Ah, GM-

Both of those I *believe* are already figured into my HP when that psychotic b!!$# was attacking me.

My current HP as listed 13/24, is with 24 being the extra health points.

I believe that was also the extra health points gained by the favored class bonus.


Male Human Rogue/ 3

Hey Xander
1) F@#% your cookies
2) What is the damage read out of the blow torch, again? My wifi out here in the resort is s*%& so I can't go dive for it in the forums lolol


Male Human Rogue/ 3

God I have all these awesome bonuses to Perception and it just continuously screws me right up the ass. Lol. Damn it. AND no heal? Soooo f@*%ed

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