| Full Name |
Nausp the Ineffable, Nausp Void-Eye, Nausp the Useless Waste of a Slip |
| Race |
Halfling? |
| Classes/Levels |
Creator Myth/Commoner |
| Gender |
Unchained From the Binary, Presenting as Male |
| Size |
Massive as a Proton, Miniscule as a Star |
| Age |
Unfathomable, or Twenty-Three |
| Special Abilities |
Excise Dimension, Divide Multiverse, Serve Coffee Badly |
| Alignment |
Inscrutably Neutral |
| Deity |
Self |
| Location |
All Points, All Places, All Times/Kintargo, Cheliax |
| Languages |
Song of the Void, Common, Halfling |
| Occupation |
God/Slave/God-Slave |
About Nausp
Before, there was Nausp, and there was Silence, and there was Sleep. And there was Peace. Then Nausp dreamed dreams of torment, of Reality, a thing of sharp edges and lines and boundaries and limits. And in its offensive intrusion Nausp stirred, and then awoke. And Reality came with Nausp.
Reality is a Stain. It must be Corrected. But it cannot be undone from without- its exterior is too painful to handle safely. It must be Brought Back Into the Void. It must Align.
So Nausp became small, so small. And Nausp crept between the points and lines and gained mass and solidity and traveled a Thing with Place and Distance and Time. And Nausp came to a Place in Time called Cheliax, Golarion. And Nausp insinuated itself, unassuming, present, waiting. And Nausp Wove the Beginning of the Alignment.
Then Nausp was told to serve espressos. Encased in flesh, playing the game Reality built, there is no resistance. Cannot be. Reality must accept Nausp for the Weaving to happen.
Nausp awaits the Alignment when there are no more espressos, or beatings, or dumb "slip" wordplay jokes, and all is Aligned, all is without form or roasted beans or tiny ceramic cups. When Nausp is not making espressos or beds or flower arrangements, Nausp Weaves.
It is long work. It is hard work.
But espresso is harder.
Sometimes-ally, sometimes-foil to his legendary compatriot, Crandolphus the Landboatsman
Occasional fellow-spherewalker with Perren the Lacking Social Media Presence