Shocker Lizard

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4 posts. Alias of stormraven.


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Listen, meat, we maintain your planet as a free-range but sadly non-organic (you people have deplorable eating habits) farm for you squishy bipedal cattle. So we really don't care what you think it is called. Galactically speaking, your world is called Volvox. We give your name for it the same amount of consideration and weight that you extend to your cows' name for the planet. Incidentally, they call it Vortavor. And we are certain your cattle have never queried the alfalfa about what they call it. Get the picture? Alpha predators don't consult meat on titular matters. Welcome to the universe. Now do kindly shut up so we can harvest and process you with less noise.


Captain Wardove, aka Alis wrote:
Suny wrote:
"But She din't toss an' turn when we wus sleepin' t'gether..."
True, but then Suny had her arm around her which apparently mellows Alis out. :)

bucka bucka wow WOW...


The next day... so our times are all synched.


The Man wrote:
My dear KC, haven't you ever heard of the term "genocide"? In order to purge this world of Slaads, they must first be gathered together. Hence, the invitation.

Slaadocide? Better choose my alias carefully in this room...