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Aaaaaand there go their ponies .... They're gonna think we ate them. We've got no choice now. Right, then. I think the armored one's undead, so Gmork and Reaper smite him .... Drannoch, they call him, I think. And Sslith--sst and I will focus on smiting the silly-looking one, I think he might be a mime or something, but he talks, so he can't be a mime. Anyway, the rest'll go for demon-face, got it?


Oh sweet Mutter Erde ....


And, perhaps more importantly, how are we gonna get back home, if we kill the guys who might be able to send us back??


Aren't there plenty o' paladins here on Oerth? They'll get what's coming to 'em without us having to poke our--


The Rise of Mugwort's Wrath: Part II:

Wait. So we aren't gonna try to get back to Krigala? Or at least one of the other Beastlands? We're just gonna throw away our chance--our ONLY, AND EXTREMELY FORTUITOUS chance--to get back home in order to make Oerth three evil guys lighter?